I am laid back but like to shag and such
and she was so sexy and hot to touch.
I said show me a sign,
she said “your place or mine?”
Nah, forget it darlin’, you talk too much!
Written: September 2014
THE AMOROUS ROVER
An amorous dog, name of Rover,
Tried to win a lady dog over.
She agreed to a date
And although she was late,
Our Rover was truly in clover.
They had best caviar and champagne
And duck a’lorange for their main.
When it came to the sweet,
They conceded defeat
And decided it best to abstain
She said, “I am watching my figure.
I don’t want to get any bigger.”
And to make sure she knew,
“I am watching it too,”
He said with a lecherous s.
He wanted to make her his soul mate
And thought he would move at a fast rate.
He said, “Your place or mine?”
She said, “That’s out of line,
I never succumb on the first date.
That was two months ago back in May
And he got his way, needless to say.
And as for her figure
It got rather bigger.
They expect their litter next Friday
7th March 2022
Tall Tales 1 poetry contest
Sponsor - Jeff Kyser
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Hey can we just not do this,
at home or away not do this,
in rain or shine not do this,
happy or sad not do this,
even if you're mad not do this,
in spring or in fall not do this,
in the summer time not do this,
when the north winds blow not do this,
right here right now not do this,
in front of them all not do this,
in country or in town not do this,
your place or mine not do this,
in sun or in snow not do this,
come heaven or hell not do this,
Here's an idea, why don't we just do something else.
He asked her to dance and so they did
Just as soon as she gave her consent
When done she gave him a long wet kiss
Which he thought tasted like peppermint
She brought him a drink and said, "Take me!"
He said, "I guess you don't like to go slow"
She said, "No, this is my thanks to you,"
"For something you did years ago"
"Do you remember a lady
"And her small brother you helped to protect?"
He said, "Well yes, I certainly do"
"But if you're that old, it's hard to detect!"
At first she seemed a bit confused
Then her smile took on a new shine,"
"I'm not the sister, silly, I'm the brother,"
"Shall we go to your place or mine?"
Well and if you like what you see
then c'mon and make a move on me
swallow your pride and don't be shy...
Yeah IF YOU WANT IT COME AND
GET IT,I swear you won't regret it
we can dance and dance and dance
'til closing time then we can take it
to your place or mine and make
a little magic oh no baby I promise
you won't regret it so IF YOU WANT
IT COME AND GET IT…
oh 'cuz I can see you staring at me
from across the crowded room and
I'm hoping you will get your courage
up to introduce yourself very soon
and who knows this might be both
our lucky night 'cuz we both know
what we are doing here tonight so...
IF YOU WANT IT COME AND
GET IT, I swear you won't regret it
we can dance and dance and dance
'til closing time then we can take it
to your place or mine and make
a little magic oh no baby I promise
you won't regret it so IF YOU WANT
IT COME AND GET IT…
IF YOU WANT IT COME ON, COME ON
NOW AND COME AND GET IT!
LET'S GET IT ON any which way you desire
it doesn't matter to me let's just get it on
oh baby, baby, baby and do it all night long
LET'S GET IT ON, LET'S GET IT ON...
your place or mine, let’s not waste any
more time, I just wanna be your lover so
let's not waste any more time...
LET'S GET IT ON any which way you desire
it doesn't matter to me let's just get it on
oh baby, baby, baby and do it all night long
LET'S GET IT ON, LET’S GET IT ON...
c'mon honey and let me try you on for size
you've got my goat now check it out, check
it out now aren't you surprised and don't you
wanna get it on well...
LET'S GET IT ON any which way you desire
it doesn't matter to me let’s just get it on
oh baby, baby, baby and do it all night long
LET'S GET IT ON, LET’S GET IT ON...
I promise to put a smile on your face well
of course that's why they call me ace and
I can tell you're quite interested now by your
warm, warm embrace so let's get outta here
and LET'S GET IT ON, oh baby, baby, baby
and do it all night long well LET'S GET IT ON
yeah LET'S GET IT ON!
My interest you know is as a Poet
All day long I'll be seen,
Your Place or Mine!
Underneath the Stars,
Beyond the Galilean Moons I fly
Everywhere and Nowhere
Believe me or don't
Lies wont help, bless you
Everywhere you will be tripped
So where will yee then roam
Suspicious Minds cast
Ever Ending Constellations
Do I dare to Dream? I do I do I do!
he enters the room
coyly she tugs her skirt
just a bit
enough to reveal her shapely legs
tossing back her golden tresses
she shakes her head
just a bit
hoping to attract his eyes
tiny shift of the derriere
she takes long, gentle strides
just a bit
has he seen her yet?
bending to reveal cleavage
she winks as she pours champagne
just a bit
a taste of ambrosia from a vixen
“Sometimes less is more,”
she says in a deep, sensual tone
“Just a bit,
I saved the best for you.”
in the mirror she sees his eyes
they follow her
just a bit
before he saunters to her side
he kisses her hand
warm and soft
just a bit
camouflaged emotions become clearer
other partygoers stay inside
he coaxes her with flashing green eyes
just a bit
as he leads her to the lakeside pavilion
a vision in the moon’s soft light
she moves closer
just a bit
and whispers demurely in his ear
“Your place or mine?”
they giggle
just a bit
"Should we call the babysitter?"
Honey Glaze Bun
A herd of hoof ran across her back
Her mind drifting into slumber
Her midnights rendezvous became dangerous acts
while the itinerant
Slept in every alley on Delaney Street
An exhausted prosecutor
Release her back to the cruelty of the dark street
Where broken lamps on
The Great White Way generates
Little or no heat
And the deafening sound of the siren
Kept her awake
.
Until the blonde blue eye stranger pulled up
In a dark limousine rolled down the window
And whispered
“Hello honey bun
Come on in
Your place or mine
Let’s be discreet.
Half a mile down the dark road
The hooded stranger
Poetry became a reality
An old Shakespearean
Surface
Let not my love be called idolatry,
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book store fantasy
summer of 2010
i’m sipping coffee
outside it’s 90
air conditioning feels great
what a lazy day
inspiration nil
my writing pad remains blank
but then she walks in
five-six raven hair
look to see if she’s alone
yes no male appears
she gives me the eye
her face shames helen of troy
my heart is racing
should i make a play
or will she wound my ego?
i’m vulnerable
my girl just dumped me
vulnerable but desperate
I decide to play
no hesitation
she arches those black eyebrows
says “your place or mine?”
wouldn’t you know it
my cell-phone suddenly rings
reality dings
The Dating Game
Well, times sure has changed
Dating is as easy as can be
Providing you have a good computer
With a lot of memory
Back when I was dating
Women played hard to get
But nowadays you can find them anywhere
Yep, even on the internet
I would always ask for their number
When I found that perfect female
But those days are now long gone
And now you gotta ask for their e-mail
The "Little black book" is a thing of the past
It's went the way of the hard drive
Instead of sitting around waiting for the phone to ring
Now, they're waiting for the mail to arrive
And now, they even use their webcams
While their talking, face to face
And It's no longer "Your place or mine?"
For now they meet in cyberspace
I'm telling you, I'm sure glad I'm married
Cause this would drive me insane
There's just too many cyber "How do you do's"
In this new fangled dating game
At my place hunny their is no one home
We can lock the doors and turn off the phone
What do you think your place or mine
Lets go hunny and spend some time
Why do you say you dont know if you should
Dont think about it hunny and you know you could
What do you think hunny your place or mine
You and me spending some time
Sure hunny i love you so
Hurry up now we gotta go
Now why all this talk on love and devotion
We are loosing time with all this emotion
Dont think about it hunny it will be okay
Lets just get in the car and be on our way
Ok hunny i have to ask
Why is finding sex such a task
just an answer yes or no
come on hunny i gotta go