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Witt Poems - Poems about Witt

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...My wife was on a diet. I told her that if she didn't lose 30 pounds this year: that we were through. She bought thrity pounds ofdehyrated chicken and tuna, and said Thrity pounds of weight I'll throw......

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Categories: witt, adventure, encouraging,
Form: Ballade
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...A wanna be nazi.? Such a liar though artsy; ' throu-dough Soon will go.' He has authored many no no's, he moves Like Hugo a go go.' With a lot less ( to witt ) though.' He is now Going solo..Yet n......

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Categories: witt, education, endurance,
Form: Rhyme



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...BUTCHER PETE In the vault below lies the mince, of butcher Pete Got dragged into a meat processor by the soles of his feet. RADIOACTIVE SCUM The Russian soldiers......

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Categories: witt, death, humor,
Form: Epitaph
The Source Merchant Part 1
...They all admitted to Loving there husbands Men of valure, witt and Bijou whats right in winter Is different in fall and the surfaces of both summers and spring change with the seasons on c......

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Categories: witt, adventure, beautiful, business, character,
Form: Ballad
Beijing Guest List
...Anida Mann & Baron Ready April Showers & Wade Rivers Bertha Saylor & Abel Crews Bunny Bunns & Wilt Dailey Burl E Pecker & Phyllis Upman Candy Cane & Hedon Succor Chastity B. Lowe & Noah Hoare ......

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Categories: witt, word play,
Form: List



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...Like when Texas passes a law of if you get an abortion, you’ll get jail time and fined. Like when a man can rape you, do no time, turn you in and collect a reward, if he is so inclined. Like when......

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Categories: witt, africa, america, england, life,
Form: Free verse
What You Just Said Mr K About a Job Well Done
...Another tribute to To one of my very own personal favorites The one and only Fenian yoda poet laureate Sir O . B . 1 of K Who is both simultaneously blessed with Oscar Wilde word......

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Categories: witt, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Barn Swallows
...Spring tramples the detachment of cold it heals a winter's damaged heart Buds peddle new beauty as trees poke roots from defrosted ground Barn swallows swoop in the cool air......

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Categories: witt, appreciation, bird, encouraging, happy,
Form: Free verse
Dad
...Theres a thin layer a fine line between me and Yau like the moon and the skyline We’re intertwined- You’re not a ghost you’re just really mine, the times rewind in my mind your eyes fa......

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Categories: witt, absence, death, emotions, father
Form: Rhyme
Clear Feilds
...dough-chew foo-witt dat hoe sumthang aint right bout it raking round acting like a shovel dats ah hoe rows and rows of work to be done dat is ah hoe !......

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Categories: witt, beach, deep, integrity,
Form: Ballad
Day Two
...Today was day two One of those days I'd rather be you Today I woke up and as if on cue Withdrawals and facing the truth I hate these moments where quitting becomes so extreme Where it isn't ev......

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Categories: witt, anger, anxiety, loss, recovery
Form: Prose
Dat Aint Right: Gon Then
...your song is a woman and she phat azz sh--! foo reel she sweet and tangy witt sum love to provide hip as she wanna be! grab my thang and steer yo right in your face and say " I want summa ......

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Categories: witt, dance, music,
Form: Ballad
Nina Parmenter, In An Arp Me Tern
...I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners, and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners. Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian, you were all conceived in a sea......

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Categories: witt, humorous, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Intellectual Architects
... Voltaire just Kant angle cut it Beauvoir broad side view abut the narrow Rousseau gender Thoreau thought causeway As Sarte Marx the entrance unlit — Avicena chapiters atop da Vinci ......

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Categories: witt, imagery, silly, smart, surreal,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Free Verse
...I bought a box of thermometers on sale When asked how many degrees I have..... I reply........ many Too many to even count When I explained this to a friend..... He replied you are a very sick......

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Categories: witt, funny, humorous,
Form: Light Verse

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