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Note: The first person to send me some paper money, gets to rename this poem! ( And yes I collect worthless old and devalued paper money!!! )

I bought a box of thermometers on sale
When asked how many degrees I have.....
I reply........ many
Too many to even count
When I explained this to a friend.....
He replied you are a very sick man
I smiled and said…… well
I have enough of my own thermometers to tell me that!
I met a woman who is in the army, we dated
She is English and has the rank of Major
I gave her a free thermometer......
Now I have a Major in English degree
This poem you see here is for sale
Written by me, with many degrees
Of witt and humor plain to see
Until you pay me
A Free Verse this shall be
Copyright © Arthur Vaso | Year Posted 2015
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