Willies Poems - Poems about Willies

the hopper of grasses

...He zings through tall grasses and lands on my knee
I try my best to pull this sticky legged insect off me
He chortles and chuckles and pings off in the wind.
This hopper of grasses surely has anno...

I Got the Willies

...I woke up to find dishes on my kitchen floor
In my sink was an enormous monster from folklore
I’m no monster, the green beast said to me.
But I’m glad you are up, for I will take my tea.

I race...

have you ever drawn a tree

...Have you ever drawn a tree?
I am a cartoonist and a painter.
I have tried to draw them.
A tree is the most difficult thing in the world to draw.

Some artists say that perfect circles are imposs...

We will-shake his stage'

...He was a one who liked the bums, who filled the blanks in
Others puns.' He took the literary litrally..And lauded all the
royals most librally' he was into his cottaging i beleive?
He kept some tr...

Faith in romance

...For a while now,
I thought I feel no longer.
Transiently this gravity etiolated,
But you, like Optimus Prime
came to my rescue.

Like magnetic flux you appeared,
And lured me into your field.
...

The Peeping Hedgehog

...The peeping hedgehog scared the willies out of the maid
She ran from the room screaming, after hearing the window shade
I don’t know what it is, maybe a beaver or a bear she yelled out.
We could h...

Spotting the Turkey Buzzards

...why are vultures in the road today?
red necks are completely ugly
devouring their carrion
they give me the willies
red turkey buzzards
road kill dessert
good bye mole
tasty
food...

Liminal Spaces Creep Me Out

...Something about liminal spaces gives me the willies in a scary way. 
They raise the tiny hairs on the back of my neck by my C2-Vertebrae
I feel like an ominous evil spirit is going to whisper in my...

Evil Willie

...He calls me over to the park bench:
Wanna see something?

It lolls from his open fly
partly erect. The dark ,
almost silvery in its salt and pepper
rookery.

Your willies come out Mr.!

As ...

Quandary of the Lilies

...considering pure lilies
they're giving me the willies,
exquisite pictures of good
I cannot live as I should

written July 18, 2021...

The Mushroom Cloud

...Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom 
Created a baby boom
Because all of the men were very proud...

Tom ...

Matty Mattel Doll Circa Mcmlxv

...(alternately titled: idolizing childhood's end
today April 25th, 2021
generates elusive warm treasured memories).

Akin to significance my eldest sister
felt toward her “Willies” –
(totally tub...

The Cowboy In Me

...The cowboy in me always rides on a horse
Wearing six guns, crisp blue jeans and always, of course
My boots and my hat and a fancy white shirt
Though my job is quite risky, I never get hurt.

My ...

Wee Willies Date

...wee willie once had a hot date
said it was a matter of fate
that she stormed away so mad
for she knew she had been had
just because he was two hours late

he begged for another go
because he s...

Everyday Is a Cliffhanger

...Each book in my library must be read, each one, each and every one,
vagrant, homeless papers must find a forever home, I must
edit, amend, revise, reword and condense a poem-
Rattled, I search for...

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