The Ann Summers Alphabet

A is for a**l B is for balls Share them or wear them Tucked up in your smalls C is for condoms Of all shapes and sizes D is for dicks Made of chocolate for prizes E is for enlarging erections Oh wow! F is for fig leaves Worn you know how G is for G string Oooh very nice H is for handcuffs Double locked twice I is for indecent That sums it up J is for juices And not in a cup K is for kinky Whatever the weather L is for lust, libido and leather M is for mask, massage and minge N is for naughty Making me cringe O is for oral Taken at leisure P is for pervert, ****, pimp and pleasure Q is for quickie If that is your need R is for rampant rabbit One you won't have to feed S is for S and M With shackles thrown in T is for torture Oh such a sin U is for urinate Some folk just love it V is for vibrator You know where to shove it W is for whores, whips, willies and wellies X is for x rated **** on your tellies Y is for yeast Well it does make bread rise! And Z, well I'm f****d So I'll say my goodbyes!