Best Willies Poems
Below are the all-time best Willies poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of willies poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Mushroom CloudFires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all...
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Categories:
willies, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Ann Summers AlphabetA is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for...
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Categories:
willies, funny,
Form:
ABC
Jan's Halloween DreamJan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan...
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Categories:
willies, funny, giggle, humor, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Eight Days a Weekmaudlin
maudlin Monday's mostly mud
halts the weekend with woeful thud
laughs and sillies
get the willies
on maudlin Monday, what a dud
tintinnabulous
tintinnabulous Tuesday
is the second paying-dues day
we head uphill
but...
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Categories:
willies, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Everyday Is a CliffhangerEach book in my library must be read, each one, each and every one,
vagrant, homeless papers must find a forever home, I must
edit, amend, revise,...
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Categories:
willies, anxiety,
Form:
Acrostic
The Icelandic Phallological Museum- Bawdy Limerick For TomIn Iceland there’s a Willy museum
It’s not huge like an old Colosseum
Filled with all types of willies
It would give me the sillies
But people pay lots...
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Categories:
willies, humorous, places,
Form:
Limerick
What???I need it all the time
I hunt for it.
I advertise for it.
I answer ads for it.
Anyone else need it as badly as I do?
Oh I'm...
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Categories:
willies, funny, mysteryme,
Form:
Free verse
A Day In the Life of An Old Man“I don’t know.
It’s been just one of those itchy
dry skin days
where you know somethin’ has to happen
but it ain’t;
at least not chet.
I was expecting...
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Categories:
willies, lonely, old, people,
Form:
Free verse
Mr SillyThere's a mighty fine fellow named Jack
Who with the ladies has a real knack
Has a case of the sillies
Sometimes gives you the willies
Watch your girl...
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Categories:
willies, friend, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Halloween At the Bates HotelHalloween at the Bates Hotel (revised)
The attendant in the Ghostface rig was kinda creepy,
When I came in to pay him what I owed.
“Is there a...
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Categories:
willies, fantasy, fear, film, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
Old and New Halloween PoemsNo Halloween Candy
I can't get no Halloween candy.
I can't get no Halloween candy.
But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try.
I can't...
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Categories:
willies, fear, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
The Kids Are Funny, Honeythe kids are acting funny, honey.
they like to play out in the fields.
they don’t care about our money
or how much our company yields.
they want to...
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Categories:
willies, adventure, children, funny, kid,
Form:
Free verse
Halloween At the Bates Hotel--RevisedHalloween at the Bates Hotel
The attendant in the Ghostface rig was kinda creepy,
When I came in to pay the gas I owed.
“Is there a motel...
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Categories:
willies, evil, halloween, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
A New Country SongA NEW COUNTRY SONG
I was ravaged today
by
three country songs
on the truck radio
each moaning the lyrics
". . daddy's pickup truck"
and "the Georgia...
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Categories:
willies, humor, music, social, song,
Form:
Free verse
Country MusicCOUNTRY MUSIC
I was ravaged today
by
three consecutive country songs
on the radio while driving
each moaning the lyrics
". . daddy's pickup truck"
and "the Georgia mud"
while...
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Categories:
willies, humorous, , western,
Form:
Free verse