Best Willies Poems

Can surely remember way back in the forties
Female drivers were certainly a rarity
When sisters took the wheel
So petrified I squealed
Still remember to this day, it gave me the willies...

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wee willie once had a hot date
said it was a matter of fate
that she stormed away so mad
for she knew she had been had
just because he was two hours late

he begged for another go
because he said he loved her so
she gave him another chance
to go...

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Can surely remember back in the forties
Female drivers were a real rarity
My sisters took the wheel
So petrified. I squealed
Still remember to this day, it gave me the willies...

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I woke up to find dishes on my kitchen floor
In my sink was an enormous monster from folklore
I’m no monster, the green beast said to me.
But I’m glad you are up, for I will take my tea.

I raced around the kitchen and fixed tea for...

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