Jan Allison Poet Limerick

The Icelandic Phallological Museum- Bawdy Limerick For Tom

In Iceland there’s a Willy museum
It’s not huge like an old Colosseum
Filled with all types of willies
It would give me the sillies
But people pay lots of Kroner to see um!

Inspired by a comment Tom Cunnigham made on my Aurora Borealis poem
The museum has many exhibits of the genitals of animals!

1/8/20

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Gershon Wolf January 9, 2020 at 5:12 PM Pretty funny, Jan! … Still laughing, so I hereby amend my comment to -- Very funny! ~ Wee Willie Wiener Jan Allison January 9, 2020 at 5:15 PM Thanks GW its amazing what you learn on soup lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta January 9, 2020 at 1:19 PM The Phallus Palace erected? What next? A word tour for ring-toss exhibits? Aloha! Rico Jan Allison January 9, 2020 at 1:20 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire January 9, 2020 at 1:03 PM :) I'm sure the museum gets lots of visitors, Jan. Your limerick is hilarious! Way to go, Carolyn Jan Allison January 9, 2020 at 1:05 PM I don't think I want to see lots of animal willies of different shapes and sizes lol. Not somewhere I would be dashing to visit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter January 9, 2020 at 8:02 AM Just between us/this is an ode to the penis/with a touch of genius/'tis Jan being unfailingly ingenious. . . . Oh, the things I've learned from Jan; all are wonderful. Hugs, Paul Jan Allison January 9, 2020 at 9:36 AM lol Paul you are too kind, I would never have heard of the museum if it hadn't been for Tom commenting on my aurora Borealis (for once a serious) poem:-) so glad you dropped by my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger January 9, 2020 at 5:25 AM This is for REAL? I am incredulously interested. Jan Allison January 9, 2020 at 6:35 AM oh yes it's for real I had to google it too as I couldn't beleive it lol:-) https://phallus.is/en/ lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie January 8, 2020 at 11:46 PM Pretty funny Jan, but is this for real - still wondering and giggling - Lindsay Jan Allison January 9, 2020 at 6:36 AM https://phallus.is/en/ Jan Allison January 9, 2020 at 2:31 AM oh yes its for real- google the pics lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin January 8, 2020 at 8:58 PM Ha ha, thank you Jan for a great chuckle from your hilarious limerick! Hmm, maybe I need to check out that museum, but the animal part would be a NO! :) Jan Allison January 9, 2020 at 2:31 AM I read they have one 'human' specimen but it shrivelled up so they are looking for a bigger specimen lol.Can't see many blokes queuing up to donate lol:-) hugs jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu January 8, 2020 at 5:55 PM Hello Jan, oh that sounds lie an interesting museum to visi Have a nice evening my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu January 9, 2020 at 11:03 AM Hello Jan, oh ! I understand. Have a nice day my friend. Jan Allison January 8, 2020 at 6:34 PM Thanks Darlene it's not one i would rush to see lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham January 8, 2020 at 5:34 PM Haha Jan, this is brilliant, love it. Tom Jan Allison January 8, 2020 at 6:33 PM thanks for the inspiration lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer January 8, 2020 at 4:20 PM i love the rhymes you've chosen, jan! lots of fun... Jan Allison January 8, 2020 at 6:33 PM Thanks Ilene i would never have known about it if Tom hadn't commented on my poem!:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green January 8, 2020 at 4:16 PM Wow, that museum sounds like a good place to hang out at. : ) This was fun Jan. Jan Allison January 8, 2020 at 4:19 PM ha ha ha @ hang out,I've got to say I don't intend to visit if we go to Iceland to see the Northern lights. :-) got to thank Tom Cunningham for the inspiration as I had never heard of this place lol:-) hugs Jan xx