Wile Poems

Wile E Coyote


Death defying, Wile E Coyote 
Was never a real hero unlike Don Quixote 
Wile E couldn’t outsmart Road Runner’s tricks
Not surprisingly he always ended up in a fix!

Categories: wile, animal, character, conflict,
Form: Clerihew

WILE E COYOTE Cartoon Character Clerihew Poetry Contest

WILE E. COYOTE
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With ACME’s ludicrous gadgets galore, in the desert Wile E. Coyote plots
Builds rockets and traps that his nemesis, the Roadrunner, inevitably spots.
*“Beep! Beep!” Road Runner zips past with a dare, and with a tumble and crash
Wile onto the desert does splat; undaunted, he sends ACME more cash.

Poem written for and submitted to Cartoon

Categories: wile, 12th grade, humor,
Form: Clerihew

Wile E Coyote Raises His Hand

I have a question (if you'll allow). 
How is it that I came to this place now?
My life's path continued to where 
below my feet there is only air; 
and, the sad thing is, I cannot fly. 
At this point, I guess I'll have to try.

Categories: wile, humor, life,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

euro'pean wile

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     "'tiz been this many"
 i know i know mine flower
         "kiss     more
                me

Categories: wile, beautiful, blessing, body, celebration,
Form: Carpe Diem

Womanly Wile

As he is making love to me he has the most loveliest smile.
He is slouched right on top of me, as he gasps all the while,
Giving into my every seductive womanly wile.

Categories: wile, desire, lust, passion, sensual,
Form: Sijo

Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner

Coyote, Wile E. 
Is my cartoon character nominee
For being the most frustrated loser
Using Acme products made him a self-abuser

Roadrunner
Made this Looney Tune much funner
When he caused Wile E to fall off a cliff 
hit by a boulder, he was flattened and stiff. 


September 17, 2021
Cleritoons Contest
Sponsor:  Joseph May

Categories: wile, funny,
Form: Clerihew

Wile E Coyote and Road Runner

Road Runner escaped the cleverest traps
Because he had no known handicaps
Outwitted, outsmarted at every turn,
His nemesis would sigh, doing a slow burn.

Wile E. Coyote was determined to destroy
Road Runner by using every available ploy,
But the tricky bird was ever so clever
Always escaping by pulling the lever.

written August 28, 2021

Categories: wile, animal, bird, character, conflict,
Form: Clerihew

The Collusion of Wile

a corpulent sleight of hand
untethered and
within its own will
kindling a masquerade

Your intent is not to harm me

a deliberate act
of wicked dexterity
fashioned to channel
bile from moonbeams

Your intent is not to harm me

a psalm
pretty and full of
veiled decor
scented, malevolent

Your need is to devour

the warmth of summer
boiling a stain upward
into hollow cheeks
masking indifference

An excuse is as good as

Categories: wile, dark, imagery, love hurts,
Form: Free verse

A Wile and Away

Now, I won’t say I love you no more
-not like I could with a straight face before
I’ve already reached your rotten core
To those spaces no one cares to explore

Benefits far too lost to reap
Lie upon lie you add to your heap
Like a limbless horse, like a worthless creep 
Them disasters don’t make a peep

No they

Categories: wile, absence, confidence, conflict, goodbye,
Form: Rhyme

Wile E Coyote

I’ve
got this 
real bad feeling
that Wile E. Coyote
will be remembered for
his Acme gadgets and not his 
brilliantly realistic tunnel paintings.

Categories: wile, childhood, funny,
Form: Shape

Wile E Coyote

My name is Wile E. Coyote and I fall off cliffs.
Some consider it misfortune, the Road Runner considers it a gift.
Those damn Acme products never work.
When they backfire, I look like a jerk.
I'm getting sick and tired of always suffering bodily harm.
If I wasn't a cartoon character, I would've bought the farm.
People find my antics

Categories: wile, animals, funny,
Form: Rhyme

The Silken Wile

I see her working in the garden
the skillful little soul.
Fashioning her home to perfection,
her delicate abode caressed by the breeze.
Jewelled by the rain, destroyed by my finger 
should i dare to interfere.
So inviting, so inviting...
Yet a trap for the unsuspecting pilot.

Categories: wile, nature
Form: Light Verse