Whopping Poems - Poems about Whopping

...Providence rode, I land On the island To learn its code Of conduct, as taught by Mr. Rhodes, emeritus professor of jazz, etiquette & odes He says it's like an Amorphous Z, a venomous ign......Read the rest...

...Cradled by a hammock with the sun shining in. Coddled with Summer fun. Ice cream’s dripping from a whopping sugar cone. It’s sweet to do nothing but tongue the licks and swing in a basket in ......Read the rest...

...i am on a stony peak inches from a ledge overhanging the sky below me rock ravens circle on warm thermals a tiny village has dug itself into a deeper world than eyesight can reach my co......Read the rest...

...For those whom the Pandemic spared a real revolution's in the air From remote work demands come offices on the beach in the sand From Teacher's Unions' selfish lies watch a n......Read the rest...

... My trump suit against lifelong tragic tone Lodged leisurely inside my funny bone. By dismal doom I decline to abide - I crack it up to a facetious side. In each pickle, regar......Read the rest...

...It's impossible to steal a rainbow, as much as it is impossible to steal true love. If I could steal a rainbow Would you appreciate me more? I know you love all colours, harmonized in......Read the rest...

...With the powers that be having spent $5 trillion dollars since 1940 on developing and maintaining its nuclear arsenal, would only redirect those funds to help heal humanity instead of trying to d......Read the rest...

...Doomsday Clock minute hand... hovers over 100 seconds to midnight as of January 2022, which apocalyptic prognostication established by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists maintained since 19......Read the rest...

...With the powers that be having spent $5 trillion dollars since 1940 on developing and maintaining its nuclear arsenal, would only redirect those funds to help heal humanity instead of trying to d......Read the rest...

...Let me explain the numbers I see The first chart illustrates the five states that flipped Notice how close the totals are So, when folks dismiss the evidence of fraud As being inconsequential I t......Read the rest...

...Outside a butcher shop in London Town I met an old girlfriend and she made me frown ‘I remember boyfriends,’ she liked to acknowledge ‘By naming them all after all kinds of sausage.’ The first ......Read the rest...

...Some poetic thoughts bubble to the top of your deep waters. There they congregate, bobbing up and down forming slicks, oily smears that linger only to accuse you later when you return to them. ......Read the rest...

...Once upon an outhouse dreary, while I strained there, lank and leery of creatures scary down beneath the privy floor-- As my veins were close to popping, suddenly there came a whopping rush of air......Read the rest...

...“Gerellenpoe’s Department Store” - Cincinnatti’s largest and most prestigious ‘five-n-dime’ in 1883 - Carried almost everything a human being could want - and if you’d spend a buck or more...they’d......Read the rest...

...Want to cancel your student loan debt? Sixth call about it this week. If I had an outstanding student loan it would be fifty years old by now. I read their texts and roll my eyes. The next text......Read the rest...