Caren Krutsinger Poet Free verse

2021 Marketing

Want to cancel your student loan debt?
Sixth call about it this week.
If I had an outstanding student loan 
it would be fifty years old by now.
I read their texts and roll my eyes.
The next text comes in. 
Want to add two inches to your willy? 
If I did it would be a whopping two inches.
A happy jazzy song about tampons shouts at me from the TV.
Please take me back to the olden days, the fifties and sixties.
When none of this stuff was marketed on TV or on a telephone.

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L Milton Hankins August 2, 2021 at 11:23 AM Hallelujah! I get so tired of hearing that stuff. Also, I don't need their G-D insurance on my car. If it get to giving me trouble, I'll fix it or trade it in. Enough already with the hearing aid ads. I already have a pair! Caren Krutsinger August 3, 2021 at 4:05 AM They must have a "she is 65" button, because once it is turned on, this stuff never stops.