Weird. Poems - Poems about Weird.

I am a little weird

I am a little weird, I will admit,
odd as well, but bizarre? Not a bit.
It’s my appearance, you will agree:
my head is on reversed, strangely.
Consequently I see things from the back,
a privileged view most people lack. 
But I don’t mind, so, please, no pity
for what others call my “deformity.”
It’s really a blessing in disguise,
for it’s

WEIRD LADY

She's so wise and courageous 
She's so contagious 
She's not everyone's type 
She's good and bad 
Depends on how you ride
Stay on the tide
She takes no bribe, even if you're her tribe.

She's a God sent 
With nice cents
Like she burns insects 
She wears unisex 
Never urge for sex
She's offset
Don't upset her.

She conscious
She never reap
Where she

But it is Weird for These Times

Pink mushroom guy was a dancer, a dreamer called Dilly Dally Dew.
He loved fuchsia, purple, lavender, and pink of every shade and hue.
Why does he insist on those colors? His dad asked, irritated a bit.
Pink was the color for boys in Victorian days, said his wife, Mrs. Whit.

Daddy looked it up, for it was difficult

Future Archaeology

You just will not believe what we
found in the desert sands,
a city lost a thousand years
out in the western lands!
I led the dig that found the place,
and I’ve got to tell you,
what we’ve dug up is gonna change
all that you thought you knew…

In the middle of this lost town,
an unexpected site,
buildings of all past world

A Weird, Funny, Crazy Thing

Isn't it weird that I say multiple names a day, but my breath catches only when I say yours?
Isn't it weird how people try to make me smile, yet all their attempts remain futile? 
Isn't it weird how my eyes travel across the room, in hopes of finding you? 
Isn’t it weird how I stay

A Saturday like no other

i'm in a muppet mood today ~
suffering from a persisting hangover
i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly
goofy looney and scatterbrained
with bulging eyes and a bad hairday
even my voice sounded bizarre



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

thought clouds

I don’t stream a lot of TV
but once I’m in that mode, I’m down
and I can’t get up.

Best pickup line I heard this week:
“You could be my emergency contact.”

A girl recently called me “weird people.”
She was effusive and I was put in my place.
Apparently, good grammar isn’t legally enforceable.
Her friend apologized, saying—and wrote it down.
“She

Social Cues that are Weird Not the Norm

The daddy was lying on the couch again
Spending all of his hours after work doing nothing
Wifey dear was cleaning, cooking, and doing laundry
What she always does after an eight-hour day of office stuff

The daughter saw, and realized women must be the worker bees
Men get to lie around and do nothing; she felt angry and resentful
Their

Weird Weeds - Mar 2

The witch of the woods watches from the window,
While willows’ webs weave wildly in the wind, 
And wicked whiffs of worm-water are wafting
From the whirling well of woe and wallow.

but his Ideas are so Weird

Ivan an industrious inventor was labelled imbecilic by some
They thought his ideas bizarre, strange, weird, crazy and dumb
Not one single original idea in any of their feathered heads
He became a billionaire when he invented his interactive dog beds.

Weird Feelings

I have some weird feelings.
The feeling when you run away from home and you forgot your umbrella…
…But it hasn’t rained yet, so maybe you’ll be ok…
I’m too young to have learned to pack enough sweatshirts. 
You want to have enough clothes packed.
Forever.

Don’t forget to bring a toothbrush. 
I have to find some way to remember…
Smell

Melancholy is a Weird Word

Melancholy is a weird word
Sounds like merriment, which is absurd
The word miscellaneous is crazy too
Sounds like a snake that overgrew

Words have meanings on pronunciation
Some never share a celebration
I take some words and kick them up and down
They jiggle and joggle, but rarely frown

The Lingering

follow the poolside shadows
Venus of Delphi
daughter of bitter waves
peek through the peephole
of my glaucous thorax
open your byzantine eyes and
spurn your locomotor ataxia

one glance at our vitreous hands
– a sight for blind sore eyes 
one brush of our riveted lips
– gone astray in malformations
one ponderous confession later
– immaterial as a shadow of the lash

let the weeping

Keeping up with the Joneses, who are weird

Because I'd been good for a very long while,
my parents decided to buy me a crocodile.
Then all the kids on the block
thought I really did rock.
Till two weeks later,
another kid’s parents decided to buy him an alligator!
Shoot! And now some kid’s braggin’
his parents are gonna buy him a Komodo dragon.
Oh, my God! This is way

DDO

DDO  Reverse acrostic

Delightfully different, humans should not be 
Defined by categories based on behavior, beliefs or lifestyle
Otherwise, we would all be classified as odd.

I must be odd as I wrote this as a reverse acrostic!

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