Wallet Poems - Poems about Wallet

My Wallet

My wallet is a good friend of mine.

It was a bifold one when I purchased it. (but now...many folds developed)

Once it used to be brown and elegant 

But gradually metamorphosed and faded.

Now it looks older than I am.

It has acquired many new attributes.

Frayed at the edges, broken stitching,

Failed zippers and worn-out leather

Of course, they add

Cash Cow

The cash cow's a wallet
The cash cow's a friend
The cash cow's been dead for long
The cash cow's an end

Starlet

A man with cash shopped at a used car lot
Where met a cute, winsome young harlot
Smiling, he took it in stride 
When she offered him a ride
He loved the trip ‘til he missed his wallet.

With Lovers Insurance Covered

Someone comes to shoulder the cost
Of what you’d spent and thought you lost
And you have money recovered
With lovers’ insurance covered!
But favor’s some kind of bullet
And you’ve lost another wallet…
If your helper was a Lecher
You’d to God pray for a lecture
For The Lust that makes him Leper
Tom, Dick and Harry, Blank Paper.

Brt Standing: Daily Hustle To Work - Part 1

On my way to work this morning,
Sandwiched between two perverts,
I opened my eyes to look beyond the sky;
Someday, I will be out of this bus!

Standing in an overloaded BRT is quite a challenge,
Different flavors  of armpit odor diffused through the air;
From the rotten tomato to the concentrated ammonia and decomposing rat flavor,
Certainly someday, I

T R U S T

The blind man visited you
With the help of his stick…

You let him in.

When he left you found out that
Your wallet has gone…

I'Ve Got Jesus's Face On a Wallet Insert

I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert
by Michael R. Burch

for the Religious Right

I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert
and "Hell is for Queers" on the back of my shirt.
And I uphold the Law,
for Grace has a Flaw:
the Church must have someone to drag through the dirt.

I've got ten thousand reasons why Hell must

Our Cat Stole My Wallet

My wallet was missing, 
A common occurrence,
That seldom causes panic.

We were getting ready to go to the market,
But still I did not panic,
As I had no doubt, it was in the house, 
And my wife had cash.

Upon our return I renewed my search,
And just when I needed to sit down,
For a rethink,
A long way yet

Poverty Wallet

Poverty's not the man who suffers.
Poverty's not his life.
Poverty's just an empty wallet
that hugs his azz too light.

Shepherd's Wallet

Ignorance is a talking drum
Ignorance is a drum of backwardness
Like a clock with low battery
Moving anti - clock wise

Wallet Weeps As Woebegone Former Mister Or Missus Snake

Listen...carefully,
     and ye kin hear
the muffled (dollar us -
dolorous) sound ache
king plaintive very loosely
     analogous to duck cry

of mourning, didst awake
ken to the somber news
     solemnly shared by
me - Doctor Quackenbush,
sans strapping beefcake
quaking counterpart, thee

     lifetime beau he mien
(rhapsodic)

My Wallet and I

My wallet,
Made of shining black leather.
I bought it a decade ago,
From a Lacoste shop.
It fitted well in the rear pockets
Of my blue denims.
It was happy,
Stuffed and loaded with notes,
Of different strengths.
It even looked overjoyed when
I tucked in your photograph
in one of its slots with a tiny window.
Whenever I took it out,
It smelt like a bank,

The Cross In the Wallet

THE CROSS IN THE WALLET

I saw two wallets on the shelf,
One old, the other nice.
The nice one cost a little more,
But I thought I’d pay the price.
But then I thought how I could take
That wallet, worn and old,
And fix it so it could be used,
I’d be so proud to hold.
And so I bought it from

The Old Wallet

I found an old wallet the other day
It was worn and I wondered what had stayed
When I felt the old leather
as a familiar touch
I thought of what we shared - so much

I remembered the gift in love given
And how my spirits had risen
For it meant I was old enough then
Adult-hood had arrived and childish things

Money In Your Wallet

Money in the wallet is worth a million in the market!


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