I'Ve Got Jesus's Face On a Wallet Insert

I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert by Michael R. Burch for the Religious Right I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert and "Hell is for Queers" on the back of my shirt. And I uphold the Law, for Grace has a Flaw: the Church must have someone to drag through the dirt. I've got ten thousand reasons why Hell must exist, and you're at the top of my fast-swelling list! You're nothing like me, so God must agree and slam down the Hammer with His Loving Fist! For what are the chances that God has a plan to save everyone: even Boy George and Wham!? Eternal fell torture in Hell's pressure scorcher will separate *****from Man. I'm glad I'm redeemed, ecstatic you're not. Did Christ die for sinners? Perish the thought! The "good news" is this: soon My Vengeance is his!, for you're not the lost sheep I sought. Keywords/Tags: Religion, Christ, Christianity, Jesus, Heaven, Hell, Gay, Homo, Homosexual, *****, Queers, Law, Grace, Save, Salvation, Eternal Torture, Redeemed, Sinner, Sinners, Sheep, Shepherd, Vengeance, Satire, Parody