Time hath a wallet at his back, wherein he puts. Alms for oblivion, a great-sized monster of ingratitudes.
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You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
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Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
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Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pt, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.
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It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.
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Police chief wiggum: Put out an A.P.B on Uosdwis R Dewoh, better start with greek town!
Detective: Thats Homer J Simpson chief! You're reading it upside down.
Police chief wiggum: Err.. cancel that A.P.B! But err bring back some of them errm giro's!
Detective: Eh, chief.. You're talking into your wallet!
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Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, 'Cough!'
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning 'to rip a man's heart out through his wallet'.
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The most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card.
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They are as neat as a wallet, opening and closing on their coins,...
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He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
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The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
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He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
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Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually, there are things that go 'Give me your wallet or I'll kill you' in the night.
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