Get Your Premium Membership

Viagra Poems - Poems about Viagra

Where's My Viagra
Sung to the tune of ‘Climb Ev’ry Mountain” Where’s my Viagra, Where is my pill She’ll be here in minutes ...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, fun, humor, sexy,
Form: Lyric
Viagra Falls
Drew Barrymores Boyfriends The Boys She Dated Corey Feldman Balthazar Getty Leland Hayward 3 David Arquette Corin Nemec Jamie Walters Jeremy Thomas Eric Erlandson Edward Norton Luke Wu Son Henry Thomas Tom Green Sam Rockwell Fabrizio Moretti Spike Jonze Justin Long Will Kopelman Note.Mogambo Khush Hova Shabash Bachi Shabash. Lesson.Long Live America....

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, america, boyfriend, celebrity, crush,
Form: List



Sclerosis and Viagra
Sclerosis and Viagra- they are a foe, Don't try to have them both. ******** is iron, no doubt, of course, But - you cannot remember what for!...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, anger, body, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The Viagra Caper
He felt self conscious, insecure, Inadequate and most unsure. He looked upon the night with dread, For he was unadept in bed. He thought it all was in his pants, And feared he could not do the dance; And then he saw it on T.V., With insane grin they touted "V". It would make him a super man, And she would be his biggest...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Something Has Come Up If You Know What I Mean Viva Viagra
Said the elderly gentleman to his Wife Drink up Love it's time to leave As something is stirring Prepare yourself Let's go home and make boring Love Like we used to And the Wife's reply you ask That little blue pill you refer to Is not a Miracle cure Yes it may get you up But it still won't get me off Just means...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, age,
Form: Free verse



Viagra Won'T Help Now - Risque
The redness that caused me agitation; being cancerous was an aberration. A letter stated it’s lipstick, that smudged on my dipstick, so deeply regret my amputation....

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Viagra
Viagra I get irritable over emails about Viagra the pill that is about extending the natural evolution from stud to an old workhorse. Everything comes to an end and to make love with the help of a pill is artificially pressing the body to go through acts it can no longer do alone. there is...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, blue, boxing day , bridal
Form: Blank verse
Viagra With a Twist
Today it's time to write a limerick some people may say that I am just slick, so while I think of naughty and visions of a hottie... it's hard to find a word rhyming with sick!...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, humor,
Form: Limerick
Ode To Viagra
I am in love and adoration With my medical solvation Which creates my own redemption... I can munch on every day. During breakfast, lunch and dinner I can always salivate on On that medical salvation... I can do my reclamation....

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, age,
Form: Concrete
Premium Member Viagra
If anyone breathing is somehow still unaware That there is plenty of Viagra to be shared, Just relax and turn on your television. Soon enough, it will be repeatedly mentioned. You may wish to gather your entire family, As it seems the ad’s mission and company’s vision Is to garner even our children’s attention. There you go, parents – helpful advertising wisdom. On...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, anger, children, silly, society,
Form: Rhyme
Viagra
A little blue pill called Viagra helps horny old men in Niagra. So women beware, anyone with a pair is thinking of how he can shag ya....

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, funny, gender, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member On Viagra and Poop- Jan Allison
Rhymes of Viagra and Poop Our Jan will serve the real scoop If fun is your thing She knows what to bring Your lips will smile and not droop She is our humorous Queen Displays the heart of a teen She's funny and nice She adds the right spice A sweeter girl....I've not seen!!! So, Jan, here's looking at you For me, you chased away blue You...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, for her, friend, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Another Viagra Poem Has Just Popped Up - Inspired By Eve Roper and Jack Ellison
It hung so limply like Niagara Doc told him to take some Viagra Just one little blue pill Gave his wife such a thrill It sticks up so high it could stab ya Inspired by Eve Roper’s and Jack Ellison’s poems http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/viagra_691812 http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/odd_on_viagra_691713 18th July 2015...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Viagra
My husband thinks Viagra is the best Most men take it for the zest But he takes it for his rest It keeps him safely in his nest Now he doesn't roll out of bed Or wake-up with bumps on his head He doesn't need all the fun For he's seventy-one © 7/18/2015...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Od'D On Viagra
Hickory, Dickory, Dock Overdosed on Viagra, whatta shock My wee fellow looked up Said, “You ain't no pup!” I cried, “This guy don't go by no clock” © Jack Ellison 2015...

Continue reading...
Categories: viagra, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Related Poems


Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry