Viagra Poems - Poems about Viagra

Where's My Viagra

Sung to the tune of ‘Climb Ev’ry Mountain”




Where’s my Viagra,
                      Where is my pill
She’ll be here in minutes
                

Viagra Falls

Drew Barrymores Boyfriends
The Boys She Dated
Corey Feldman
Balthazar Getty
Leland Hayward 3
David Arquette
Corin Nemec
Jamie Walters
Jeremy Thomas
Eric Erlandson
Edward Norton
Luke Wu Son
Henry Thomas
Tom Green
Sam Rockwell
Fabrizio Moretti
Spike Jonze
Justin Long
Will Kopelman
Note.Mogambo Khush Hova Shabash Bachi Shabash.
Lesson.Long Live America.

Sclerosis and Viagra

Sclerosis and Viagra-  they are a foe,
Don't try to have  them both.
******** is  iron, no doubt, of course, 
But - you cannot remember what for!

The Viagra Caper

He felt self conscious, insecure,
Inadequate and most unsure.
He looked upon the night with dread,
For he was unadept in bed.

He thought it all was in his pants,
And feared he could not do the dance;
And then he saw it on T.V.,
With insane grin they touted "V".

It would make him a super man,
And she would be his biggest

Something Has Come Up If You Know What I Mean Viva Viagra

Said the elderly gentleman to his Wife

Drink up Love it's time to leave

As something is stirring

Prepare yourself

Let's go home and make boring Love 

Like we used to

And the Wife's reply you ask

That little blue pill you refer to

Is not a Miracle cure 

Yes it may get you up

But it still won't get me off

Just means

Viagra Won'T Help Now - Risque

The redness that caused me agitation;
being cancerous was an aberration.
A letter stated it’s lipstick,
that smudged on my dipstick,
so deeply regret my amputation.

Viagra

Viagra
 
I get irritable over emails about Viagra 
the pill that is about extending the natural evolution   
from stud to an old workhorse.
Everything comes to an end and to make love with 
the help of a pill is artificially pressing the body to go through 
acts it can no longer do alone.
there is

Viagra With a Twist

Today it's time to write a limerick
some people may say that I am just slick,
so while I think of naughty
and visions of a hottie...
it's hard to find a word rhyming with sick!

Ode To Viagra

I am in love and adoration
With my medical solvation 
Which creates my own redemption...
I can munch on every day.

During breakfast, lunch and dinner
I can always salivate on 
On that medical salvation...
I can do my reclamation.

Viagra

If anyone breathing is somehow still unaware
That there is plenty of Viagra to be shared,
Just relax and turn on your television.
Soon enough, it will be repeatedly mentioned.

You may wish to gather your entire family,
As it seems the ad’s mission and company’s vision
Is to garner even our children’s attention.
There you go, parents – helpful advertising wisdom.

On

Viagra

A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya.

On Viagra and Poop- Jan Allison

Rhymes of Viagra and Poop
Our Jan will serve the real scoop
If fun is your thing
She knows what to bring
Your lips will smile and not droop

She is our humorous Queen
Displays the heart of a teen
She's funny and nice
She adds the right spice
A sweeter girl....I've not seen!!!

So, Jan, here's looking at you
For me, you chased away blue
You

Another Viagra Poem Has Just Popped Up - Inspired By Eve Roper and Jack Ellison

It hung so limply like Niagara
Doc told him to take some Viagra
Just one little blue pill
Gave his wife such a thrill
It sticks up so high it could stab ya



Inspired by Eve Roper’s and Jack Ellison’s poems 


http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/viagra_691812
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/odd_on_viagra_691713

18th July 2015

Viagra

My husband thinks Viagra is the best

Most men take it for the zest

But he takes it for his rest

It keeps him safely in his nest

Now he doesn't roll out of bed

Or wake-up with bumps on his head

He doesn't need all the fun

 For he's seventy-one

©   7/18/2015

Od'D On Viagra

Hickory, Dickory, Dock
Overdosed on Viagra, whatta shock
My wee fellow looked up
Said, “You ain't no pup!”
I cried, “This guy don't go by no clock”


© Jack Ellison 2015

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