Where's My Viagra
Sung to the tune of ‘Climb Ev’ry Mountain”
Where’s my Viagra,
Where is my pill
She’ll be here in minutes
Destiny to fill
Where’s my Viagra
I’m feeling ill
What if I can’t find it
Time will not stand still
The first time we met
I’d too much alcohol
And now what will she think
if I’m not standing tall
Where’s my Viagra
Where is my pill
I can hear her sighing
as I’m losing will
Oh my!, there it is!
It fell out on the floor
It’s my last one, you see
I’ll reorder for sure
There’s my Viagra
She’s at the the door
I will climb that mountain
Who could ask for more
Copyright © Mike Gentile | Year Posted 2022
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