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Where's My Viagra

Sung to the tune of ‘Climb Ev’ry Mountain”




Where’s my Viagra,
                      Where is my pill
She’ll be here in minutes
                          Destiny to fill

Where’s my Viagra
                          I’m feeling ill
What if I can’t find it
            Time will not stand still 

                         The first time we met
                                             I’d too much alcohol
                         And now what will she think
                                          if I’m not standing tall
Where’s my Viagra
                    Where is my pill
I can hear her sighing
                   as I’m losing will

                         Oh my!, there it is!
                                           It fell out on the floor
                         It’s my last one, you see
                                               I’ll reorder for sure
There’s my Viagra
           She’s at the the door
I will climb that mountain
                                        Who could ask for more

Copyright © Mike Gentile

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