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On Viagra and Poop- Jan Allison

Rhymes of Viagra and Poop
Our Jan will serve the real scoop
If fun is your thing
She knows what to bring
Your lips will smile and not droop

She is our humorous Queen
Displays the heart of a teen
She's funny and nice
She adds the right spice
A sweeter girl....I've not seen!!!

So, Jan, here's looking at you
For me, you chased away blue
You are a real friend
Stay true to the end
You make my heart feel brand new

Eileen Manassian

Jan....thanks for being such a sweetie pie. You've always been there for me!!!

Hugs
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 11/26/2015 1:15:00 PM
A fun one to reread Eileen. Take care.
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Date: 8/24/2015 11:43:00 AM
Mothers little helper comes in a pink pill now
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Date: 7/29/2015 6:07:00 AM
Hi Eileen, This Limerick as everything, it's funny, sincere and highlights not only what a wondrous poet you are, but also a wonderful person.....
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/29/2015 2:23:00 PM
Thanks ever so much for dropping by, Harry. I'm glad to have your lovely words here on this tribute to Jan. Hugs
Date: 7/28/2015 6:09:00 PM
Had to drop by again Eileen - still grinning here:-) hugs jan xx
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 6:39:00 PM
So glad you liked it, sweetie. You've been do good to me. You are a Queen. Just finished watching Romeo and Juliet with my daughter. My heart is heavy. After having her for a year...I need to say goodbye again soon. Haven't been on today except to check now and again....hugs
Date: 7/28/2015 5:58:00 PM
What a sweet and a lovely penned, thanks for shared this beautiful piece.......A.M.
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Date: 7/28/2015 3:46:00 PM
ahhh, this is so sweet, Eileen. Also it is a very nicely metered set of limericks , just how I like 'em!! glad to see you posting comments!
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Date: 7/28/2015 3:46:00 PM
AND poems!!!
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Date: 7/28/2015 1:11:00 PM
Eileen, this is delightful limerick sure Jan will love it. and thanks for visiting my poetry
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Date: 7/28/2015 10:33:00 AM
A lovely tribute to Jan! She can be both serious and witty; and as far as friendship goes, she is truly one of the very best! ~ Hugs // paul
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Date: 7/28/2015 9:30:00 AM
A humorous tribute for the Queen of Humour! Love Jan to bits! So sweet of you, Eileen. Enjoyed! hugs!
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Date: 7/28/2015 8:41:00 AM
A great tribute to our Jan. I enjoyed this fun write! Hugs Rick.
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 8:51:00 AM
Good to see you, Richard....I'm glad you like this piece....hugs
Date: 7/28/2015 4:20:00 AM
Hello little Bambi, a wonderful tribute to Jan. She truly is the Queen of humor. I am not entirely sure where everybody's facination for poop has come from lately, but Jan has certainly carried it to new heights. great work. Love Shanexxx
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 7:01:00 AM
She has at that, hasn't she! Thanks for the visit to my tribute. I know Jan has been a source of inspiration to you too. Hugs
Date: 7/28/2015 12:09:00 AM
I was thinking of writing a viagra verse, but not now I've seen how stiff the competition is..... fun write, Eileen, and worthy of Jan. Viv x
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 12:12:00 AM
Oh...that's funny. Stiff competition, eh? I was JUST about to head over your way, Viv. Thanks ever so much for stopping by...Hugs
Date: 7/27/2015 7:56:00 PM
Eileen, I love your funny poem and a great tribute to turn. Hugs Eve
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 12:13:00 AM
Thanks, sweetie....Sorry I haven't been around to your work lately...Will catch up soon. I'm about to go to class in about 45 minutes...this afternoon. :) Hugs
Date: 7/27/2015 6:43:00 PM
Oh Jan is such a lovely lady who lifts our spirit high..So first comes viagra and then the poop hopefully ,and not the other way round : )lol. Jan is going to love this dedication...lovely ! : )
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 12:14:00 AM
The vacation has done you good, sweetie. You are glowing. Glad to have you back. I was wondering where you'd gone off to. Hugs to you, sweetie....
Date: 7/27/2015 5:44:00 PM
Elieen, l enjoyed this piece about pooh and viagra.This is a great tribrute to Jan. I know you just brightened up her day with this one. Great job! :-)Alexis
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 12:15:00 AM
:) Thanks, dear. Jan has been a very dear friend over the time I've known her. She never thinks ill of me and is always there to support. I do love her dearly. Thanks for the visit....Hugs
Date: 7/27/2015 3:19:00 PM
Jan, Jan, from the Isle of Man, makes us laugh with her tales from the can lol. Lovely thank you note my little Desert Orchid. Keep smiling. take care, Richard
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 12:20:00 AM
That's a good little rhyme of your own, Mr Seal. You are talented, indeed. I smile for those who bring joy to my heart. Take care....and thanks for the lovely visit. Desert Orchid
Date: 7/27/2015 2:25:00 PM
- So true : "She is our humorous Queen" .... love it dear Eileen !! - hugs & <3 // Anne-Lise :)
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 12:25:00 AM
:) She is a queen at that, dear Sunshine. She has been a comfort to me time and again. Thanks for the lovely visit. Hugs
Date: 7/27/2015 1:16:00 PM
Oh Eileen thank you so much - this sure made me smile - you are the Queen of Passion - I am the Queen of Poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx 7 and faves:-)
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/28/2015 12:26:00 AM
I actually found that pic when I typed in Viagra on Google Images....Imagine that. Yes. Do keep me updated. Hugs, dear....
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 1:25:00 PM
ha ha ha just seen the asparagus pic - boy that made me giggle - so glad to see your humour shine through too:-) I miss Darren oh so much - must write again this week and see if I can get an update:-( hugs Jan xx
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/27/2015 1:19:00 PM
HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!! You silly woman!!! You can write passion too! I miss Jadazzle!!! You sure do dazzle, though Jan. Thanks for being a true friend. They aren't so easy to come by...HUGS!!! My stomach gave a bit of a turn trying to find an appropriate image for...poop....I did the best I could. Hugs
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