Get Your Premium Membership

Viagra

If anyone breathing is somehow still unaware That there is plenty of Viagra to be shared, Just relax and turn on your television. Soon enough, it will be repeatedly mentioned. You may wish to gather your entire family, As it seems the ad’s mission and company’s vision Is to garner even our children’s attention. There you go, parents – helpful advertising wisdom. On screen, a barefoot, reclining, assured lady in a dress, Will smile and coo before rising as an attractive tigress Whose words and moves will deliberately caress Our growing belief in men’s right to uplifting success. So, turn on any nighttime show you please, Share and munch on crackers and cheese And discover Viagra at your family’s ease. United, commit to the four hour decree – Should Viagra last that long on anyone’s behalf, Do not take pictures, brag to friends or laugh, But immediately contact medical staff. Apparently, they keep some sort of graph.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 12/15/2016 4:02:00 AM
Take nothing away from this lovely write but to me it looks almost like a perfect sought after sonnet. Just an observation
Login to Reply
Date: 9/7/2016 8:56:00 AM
Hahahaha. Congrats CayCay, for your well, deserved top placement in the contest!! ;-)
Login to Reply
Date: 9/2/2016 8:17:00 PM
lol CayCay! Chuckling from Michigan :)congrats on your placement :)-luloo
Login to Reply
Date: 8/31/2016 7:08:00 AM
Very funny and uplifting to read this again morning, CayCay! Love it! Congrats on your fine win! Hugs, Sandra
Login to Reply
Date: 8/31/2016 6:20:00 AM
Popping up on your page to say congrats CayCay you had stiff competition in the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Login to Reply
Date: 8/6/2016 6:15:00 PM
I had to recover from a laughing fit before I could respond! Great job, CayCay! Janice
Login to Reply
Date: 8/6/2016 11:43:00 AM
This is awesome and fantastic. I love it in every way. Lovely, lovely, so lovely.
Login to Reply
Date: 8/5/2016 1:37:00 PM
Hi CayCay, Lol, You have penned a very entertaining write. Those darn Viagra commercials. That's why I pop in a dvd. I have a feeling this will be on the winners list. Great job. Good luck in the contest. -7:-) Alexis
Login to Reply
Date: 8/5/2016 1:18:00 PM
Oh my stars, I laughed so hard when I read this seductive poem. I hope I stop laughing before the four-hour mark. Well done.
Login to Reply
Date: 8/4/2016 4:27:00 PM
Reads like a winning poem, CayCay... a 7. Skat
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2016 2:38:00 PM
you had me at the edge of my seat with this witty, downright amusing verse, cay... it's new moon, so maybe you are in that space of viagra-ing!... this will sell alright!..huggs
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2016 11:29:00 AM
Good one, dear. :) Nice take on the theme. I have read some of your other work. I haven't been very "active" of late. Needed some time away. I enjoyed your write on the Soup as well. Hugs, dear one. I hope to be back in the game soon. Hugs
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2016 11:09:00 AM
I try to steer clear of mainstream television just for reasons as this. Don't get me started on the news either...lol
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2016 11:05:00 AM
Oh, CayCay, aren't these commercials annoying? I always think the same thoughts you so aptly presented in your poem. And your ending was too funny! I enjoyed your write and think it will do very well in the contest! 7 Hugs, Sandra
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2016 10:51:00 AM
A very entertaining concept of family's gathering dear, CayCay! Good luck!
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2016 7:06:00 AM
ha ha ha -I am so glad Viagra ad's don't 'pop up' during my tv viewing lol - great poem for the contest CayCay:-) hugs Jan xx7
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2016 6:52:00 AM
hahaha. Another one that actually keeps to the cheese theme somehow. Much better than the oldie I put in!! GREAT humor here, Caycay. I sure better see this on the winners' list.
Login to Reply
Date: 8/3/2016 2:31:00 AM
I like your sense of humour, CayCay!:) I'll try the cheese and pass the blue pill:) Regards // paul
Login to Reply

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry