Best Viagra Poems

There once was a man from Niagara
whose wiener's so long it would stab ya'

but when it got little 
his pills became skittles   
until he O.D.'d on Viagra

© ~JSLambert  2011*****A classic "stiff" competitor, standing "firm" amongst other "members" in the "thick" of the...

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Rhymes of Viagra and Poop
Our Jan will serve the real scoop
If fun is your thing
She knows what to bring
Your lips will smile and not droop

She is our humorous Queen
Displays the heart of a teen
She's funny and nice
She adds the right spice
A sweeter girl....I've not seen!!!

So,...

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Sagging
Wagging
Shagging
Ragging
Need blue pill for sagging, wagging dick
Leads to thrills for shagging, ragging chick

8/21/11...

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I got up at six this morning
Feeling kind of weak
I had a shave and showered
As I walked my bones would creak

I have very bad arthritis
But I can kill the pain
I just have to take Viagra
Then go back to bed again

My girl is exasperated
Found out six...

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Simply ran out of reason and rhyme,
not even words worth a dime.
  
Got nothing to say, the mind is empty,
damn muses have deserted me.

Cracked my brain searching for ideas,
found nothing there but paranoia.

Lost confidence to shape and create,
completely busted and feeling beat.

Unable to throw...

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B*lly Pop's Pill  (VIAGRA)

Let me tell you a story about my grandpa B*lly.
He popped too many pills to encourage his w*ly
Instead he earned a new name for being Silly

We call him B*lly PoP's Pill
Poor grandpa was way over the hill
To him his stock was...

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If anyone breathing is somehow still unaware
That there is plenty of Viagra to be shared,
Just relax and turn on your television.
Soon enough, it will be repeatedly mentioned.

You may wish to gather your entire family,
As it seems the ad’s mission and company’s vision
Is to garner even...

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Submitted by: Buzz O'Words
Written: 3/3/14

Too much Viagra and beer.
My wife was out of town,
I hit every club around.
Each time I'd hope to find
A horny woman here.

Country Bob's was the last place that was open.
Near blind drunk and horny, I was still hopin'.
A pretty woman gave...

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A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya....

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Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland 
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 

*me poor pecker*...

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It hung so limply like Niagara
Doc told him to take some Viagra
Just one little blue pill
Gave his wife such a thrill
It sticks up so high it could stab ya



Inspired by Eve Roper’s and Jack Ellison’s poems 


http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/viagra_691812
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/odd_on_viagra_691713

18th July 2015...

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I once had a wife named Cleopatra
Who expected me to perform some abracadabra
My body is old
But I became bold
So I went off to the drug store for some viagra...

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My husband thinks Viagra is the best

Most men take it for the zest

But he takes it for his rest

It keeps him safely in his nest

Now he doesn't roll out of bed

Or wake-up with bumps on his head

He doesn't need all the fun

 For he's seventy-one

©...

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The redness that caused me agitation;
being cancerous was an aberration.
A letter stated it’s lipstick,
that smudged on my dipstick,
so deeply regret my amputation....

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when you get old
and can’t lift your arm 
above your shoulder
because of arthritis

try Viagra
and if it stays up 
for more than four hours
in a Nazi like salute

don’t call Dr. vonStout
lock your door
and don’t go out...

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