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Od'D On Viagra

Hickory, Dickory, Dock
Overdosed on Viagra, whatta shock
My wee fellow looked up
Said, “You ain't no pup!”
I cried, “This guy don't go by no clock”


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal Date: 7/19/2015 11:42:00 PM Hilarious one! What will ya come up with next? Always, Laura Login to Reply

Kp Nunez Date: 7/19/2015 11:10:00 AM Heelarious! Was about to log-in when I saw something was trending, had to cook-up something post haste to contribute my limerick and join the fun! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/19/2015 11:32:00 AM Soo you've joined us sillies! Welcome!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Tim Smith Date: 7/18/2015 5:39:00 PM I see you shot for the stars with this one Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/18/2015 8:20:00 PM Who am I trying to kid!!! LOL

Jan Allison Date: 7/18/2015 4:51:00 PM You and Eve Roper have inspired me to write a limerick on the subject lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/18/2015 8:18:00 PM Coincidental how we both wrote one on the same subject on the same day! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Theresa Cw Date: 7/18/2015 3:45:00 PM Oh my, dear Jack, what will you think of next, or maybe I should never ask? If it weren't for you two lively men, many of us women might be crying up a storm. hahaha!! Keep in touch my friend...Tess Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/18/2015 8:17:00 PM My dear Tess, John and I have a thing going... much fun! Happy to hear we keep you gals smiling!!! Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman Date: 7/18/2015 12:28:00 PM GROAN!!! You and John are definitely a pair... If by Viagra you two are ensnared... But don't give up... You crazy pups...As some one has to write those commercials... Do Tell! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/18/2015 1:55:00 PM Don't know about John, but the makers of Viagra approached me to do a commercial! Slogan was "Even bearded old duffers can still do the Mambo!!!"LOL xxx

Jan Allison Date: 7/18/2015 6:53:00 AM ha ha ha hilarious my dear brother Jack:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/18/2015 7:44:00 AM Thanks a bunch my dear sister Jan!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx