Short Viagra Poems

Rooster
Booster

For Brian Strands Footle contest...

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my wife recently learned about Viagra ~ she took it pretty hard...

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He called the Viagra hot line shouting: "It's fallen and i can't get it up"....

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I like both: they go down well,
and if I don’t have either, then
I don’t get toast....

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Love 
is 
so cool,
it really 
does giggle ones’ heart;
viagra, though, is quite expensive!...

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Viagra has enhanced many an impotent man's life,
but it's the curse of every single trophy wife....

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They closed the brothel....Viagra sales slump.


2/17/2021

They closed he brothel Poetry Contest...

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Liquid Viagra will become
The ultimate cocktail I think
And be popular with the group
In need of a stiff drink...

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Sagging
Wagging
Shagging
Ragging
Need blue pill for sagging, wagging dick
Leads to thrills for shagging, ragging chick

8/21/11...

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My dear old uncle Bill 
Thought he'd try a Viagra pill 
The only affect 
Is he got a stiff neck 
Which seemed to amuse auntie Jill....

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A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya....

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Cantankerous celibate husband
long time since male member did expand
overdosed viagra
bulge rivaled Niagara
exciting playboys in grandstand...

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Overeating
                                                        Foie gras
                                                          Viagra...

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Just go brush your teeth his wife said
He used viagra gel instead
He stuck out his tongue
And felt a bit dumb
His wife said hey you, come to bed...

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Sclerosis and Viagra-  they are a foe,
Don't try to have  them both.
Erection is  iron, no doubt, of course, 
But - you cannot remember what for!...

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Science Weekly uncovered a very interesting phenomenon.
It appears that the wives of husbands who take viagra
are all getting their headaches back again....

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Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland 
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 

*me poor pecker*...

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With a plastic and stainless steel joint
Which was his very authentic point
A Viagra pill, he!
The erection up_glee
Then a plastic and stainless disjoint...

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I once had a wife named Cleopatra
Who expected me to perform some abracadabra
My body is old
But I became bold
So I went off to the drug store for some viagra...

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There was a thrill seeker named Biff
 Who got married on a cliff
 Honeymooned  in Niagra
 Overdosed on Viagra
 Now the poor fella's  a stiff

 4-27-2015...

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Did you hear the 80 year old fool
Thought that taking viagra was cool,
His wife in a flutter
Got shot from her Doctor,
'Cause he's using a rusty old tool.....

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There once was an Olympic swimmer
Who accidently ate Viagra for dinner
His Speedo grew tight
He was awarded that night
A gold medal as the pole-vault winner...

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I thought
She was just being
Romantic
When I asked her
About the weekend
And she said
Niagara!
Now I realize
She “was” being romantic
And what she said
Was… Viagra!...

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He took his Viagra for sure
and paid for an hour, no more
but after the fun
he dialed 911
the damn things been up there for four


John g. Lawless
©1/18/2022...

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A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise - 
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill

17th Feb 2015...

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