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Viagra Won'T Help Now - Risque

The redness that caused me agitation;
being cancerous was an aberration.
A letter stated it’s lipstick,
that smudged on my dipstick,
so deeply regret my amputation.

Copyright © Lindsay Laurie | Year Posted 2018

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Timothy Mcguire Date: 9/5/2018 1:09:00 AM YIKES! Great Limerick! Login to Reply Lindsay Laurie Date: 9/5/2018 10:23:00 PM Yes Timothy … the worst fear of all I imagine. Sorry I made you go cold and cringe - thanks - Lindsay

John Gondolf Date: 8/10/2018 3:36:00 PM A great way to begin a weekend with this limerick, Lindsay, nice one. John Login to Reply Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/10/2018 8:34:00 PM Hello John … thanks for reading and commenting on my few lines of silliness. I trust your weekend will be a beauty John - thank you - Lindsay

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 8/8/2018 8:47:00 AM Absolutely hilarious, Lindsay! I love great lims and this is a great one. Glad you enjoyed the Stew concoction with me. Take great care ol' cobber. Bob Login to Reply Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/10/2018 8:31:00 PM G'day Bob … for years I bypassed limericks as being so short, there can't be anything in them. Nowadays I really appreciate them. There's plenty more of your tales to read yet Bob - I enjoy your yarns - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta Date: 8/7/2018 9:01:00 PM Moral: Avoid American certified doctors! AMA multiple choice tests leave lipstick to one's imagination! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/10/2018 8:28:00 PM G'day Rico … I think what the real moral here is. Don't get so blotto at a party, and waking up next day with no recollection of the party - thank you Rico - Lindsay

Phyllis Babcock Date: 8/6/2018 12:29:00 PM lol good one Lindsay. Just had my surgery and have stitches so no water on me for 10 days. All went well. love phyl Login to Reply Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/10/2018 8:22:00 PM Hello Phyllis … I wonder if after having surgery you should be reading stuff like this. I'm pleased for you that everything went well and you're on the road to recovery - thank you Phyllis; say hi to Al - Lindsay

Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2018 2:03:00 AM OUCH in more ways than one lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/10/2018 8:16:00 PM G'day Jan … yes Jan, it brought a tear to my eye writing this limerick - thanks again Jan - Lindsay