Unflattering Poems - Poems about Unflattering

Fin du Monde

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For years I refused to drink beer, any beer, 
awful stuff to my taste. When I did, though,
rare as it was, it was only to  “fit in” – and to 
avoid snide and unflattering remarks from
frien...

Fragment 8-29-2024

...Unflattering Echoes

.for public domain


My echoes return
from barren canyon walls,
absent of the flattery,
I often seek from mirrors....

Matthew delivers his latest bullet tin

...Matthew delivers his latest bullet – tin...

from the Harris-Walz front
where liberal minded socially progressive
electorate doth agonizingly grunt
targeted in crosshairs scoped out 
eager and ...

Trumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigod

...Trumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigod

Any idea regarding who unnamed individual earned such lofty title? I offer a clue, that averred person unknown to many other...

Where art thou unknown spellcaster

...Where art thou unknown spellcaster?

If in fact such a female and/or male exists
an insufferable existence clamors for surcease
against riptide of ineradicable anguish.

Living hand to mouth
f...

February 13th, 2023 old man winter gave a one two punch

...February 13th, 2023 - old man winter gave a one...two punch

Overladen snow covered crackle and crunch
though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch
that such 24/7 round the clock whether coverage
...

Shooting Birds At the Moon

...Was I maudlin over our breakup? For a minute.

If I think of you now, it’s like a slideshow of unflattering images.

At the time, my breakup buddies reminded me you were a bad
choice - like a br...

The Swim

...I like to walk beside the sea
I find that it relaxes me
That is, until I decide
To take a plunge into the tide

This comes after careful thought 
(It's taken much longer than it ought) 
It loo...

Motormouth Is Talking

...My co-workers in the hallway are laughing
I rush out to listen; but I must have missed the punchline
They are trying hard to like each other, I can see that.
Motormouth is talking, so I slink back...

Pristine Interpretations

...The obstinate angel stands between her desire and its realization
inhumed by impulse
then by mistrust be bound to walk a faithless path
and physical love
in unchaste carnal
be brought to unflatt...

Just For the Sake of Saying Hello

...Just for the sake of saying "hello"

Courtesy garden variety/generic common Joe
who strives to achieve becoming 
(even posthumously) 
an esteemed writer likened to outstanding poe
whit – perhap...

Get a Life You Are a Person No One Would Like To Be

...She wasn't clever or cool
allowed to stay home from school
within the four walls
of the house where she ruled
reducing her social scene to the bare minimal
as her knowledge and know-how didn't d...

How Convenient Slated To Receive Second Dose

...How convenient slated to receive second dose...
COVID-19 February 13th, 2021

Here at Highland Manor apartments
me and the missus occupy room B44
courtesy qualified medical personnel
Lansdale, ...

The Weird Kids

...I can still picture Janno – a sweet nerdy cross-eyed girl from my school
who wore unflattering clothing and oddly-framed glasses.
Her grandmother was my unsimiling fifth grade teacher,
and later i...

Our Bountiful God

...Our God is bountiful because
He is the epitome of pious,
the paragon of virtue
and the abridgment of righteousness.

Rising from amidst the flame
of hope and unprecedented 'happiness'
a soul a...

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