Long Unflattering Poems
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Matthew delivers his latest bullet tinMatthew delivers his latest bullet – tin...
from the Harris-Walz front
where liberal minded socially progressive
electorate doth agonizingly grunt
targeted in crosshairs scoped out
eager and ready to be mortally wounded
courtesy notorious big headed
(and bigoted) infamous...
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Categories:
unflattering, absence, america, angel, august, courage, future, political,
Form:
Free verse
Trumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigodTrumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigod
Any idea regarding who unnamed individual earned such lofty title? I offer a clue, that averred person unknown to many others within the webbed, wide world, and...
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Categories:
unflattering, 11th grade, 12th grade, 3rd grade, absence,
Form:
Free verse
February 13th, 2023 old man winter gave a one two punchFebruary 13th, 2023 - old man winter gave a one...two punch
Overladen snow covered crackle and crunch
though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch
that such 24/7 round the clock whether coverage
would make laughingstock of forecasting
how Jack Frost...
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Categories:
unflattering, abortion, abuse, age, anger, anti bullying, appreciation,
Form:
Rhyme
How Convenient Slated To Receive Second DoseHow convenient slated to receive second dose...
COVID-19 February 13th, 2021
Here at Highland Manor apartments
me and the missus occupy room B44
courtesy qualified medical personnel
Lansdale, Penna CVS store #01379.
No qualm regarding being vaccinated
though yours truly NOT panic...
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Categories:
unflattering, adventure, africa, blessing, caregiving, celebration, courage, future,
Form:
Rhyme
Husband For Sale(tongue in cheek
by this moldering geek.)
Thy marriage doth incurably ail,
even strangers would vouchsafe
(with nary any cavil),
and perhaps even avail
herself (sight unseen),
...
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Categories:
unflattering, 12th grade, best friend, care, dad, hello,
Form:
Free verse
Peroxide Dreads (Edited To Fit)dousing your non-kinky hair
with peroxide in hopes of forming curly kinks
and without manipulation
the matted strands
finally intertwine
except your Peroxide Dreads
don’t resemble mind
limp and still...
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Categories:
unflattering, black-african amer
Form:
I do not know?
Get a Life You Are a Person No One Would Like To BeShe wasn't clever or cool
allowed to stay home from school
within the four walls
of the house where she ruled
reducing her social scene to the bare minimal
as her knowledge and know-how didn't develop at all
with activities limited...
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Categories:
unflattering, corruption, perspective, power, slam, social,
Form:
Rhyme
Where art thou unknown spellcasterWhere art thou unknown spellcaster?
If in fact such a female and/or male exists
an insufferable existence clamors for surcease
against riptide of ineradicable anguish.
Living hand to mouth
for majority of mein kampf
(elle ex vee orbitz
roam'n around the nearest...
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Categories:
unflattering, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence, abuse, anger,
Form:
Free verse
Old Man Winter Gives a One Two Punchoverladen snow covered crackle and crunch
though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch
that such 24/7 round the clock whether coverage
would make laughingstock of forecasting
how Jack Frost...
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Categories:
unflattering, 11th grade, 12th grade, appreciation, courage, dedication,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
I'Ll Edit This and Myself In Maybe Land Meaning NeverWhy are the photos you take of me unflattering?
The truth is there, I look like that
But is it your lens - absolute evidence of what you see...
I appear in flickers from elsewhere, a vision I...
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Categories:
unflattering, anxiety,
Form:
Narrative
Flat Tire Did Not Ply Deflating Psi LanceTrue add verse situation,
whereat me mission
trans send dint state didst ache
after yours truly nearly
did nearly break
chassis 'pon took drastic
...
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Categories:
unflattering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Just For the Sake of Saying HelloJust for the sake of saying "hello"
Courtesy garden variety/generic common Joe
who strives to achieve becoming
(even posthumously)
an esteemed writer likened to outstanding poe
whit – perhaps illusions
of grandeur must be reined in
courtesy horse...
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Categories:
unflattering, 12th grade, best friend, courage, dance, fate,
Form:
Rhyme
Quirkiness of My Memoryno (apparent) rhyme nor reason
(satisfactorily) explains academic
disposition, ideally suited
(swiftly tailor made,
and harried styled)
unflattering venomous wicked...
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Categories:
unflattering, 11th grade, 12th grade, allusion, fishing, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Email To Republican Bob Corkerlemme git down to figurative and virtual brass tacks
and risk introducing this veritable unknown citizen,
who feels Trump stacks
odds against supposedly “making America great again” -
vis a...
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Categories:
unflattering, anxiety, dark, environment, evil, fate, fear, political,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
When It Rains It PoursWhen It Rains It Pours
Idiomatic sayings are such a delightful way of expressions,
The truth in them may sometimes stretch our imagination..
When it rains, it pours is one such expressive gem of wisdom..
When troubles in...
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Categories:
unflattering, allusion, community, conflict, confusion, leadership,
Form:
Free verse
The Boy WithinThe small boy falls and hurts his elbow and knees,
and cries quietly on the inside,
because there is no one there to feel his pain,
or give him comfort,
for the small boy is 86 years old.
His skin...
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Categories:
unflattering, age, dream, first love, old,
Form:
Prose
Frozen GroundI bent down to pick up a penny from the frozen ground.
I could smell myself, the acrid stench of sweat and soot,
the taint of vapored vagrancy
that marked my movements, masking me from the reality that...
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Categories:
unflattering, angst, death, loss, sadme, me,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Pristine InterpretationsThe obstinate angel stands between her desire and its realization
inhumed by impulse
then by mistrust be bound to walk a faithless path
and physical love
in unchaste carnal
be brought to unflattering sin
none but the charlatan there
denies the beast...
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Categories:
unflattering, desire, longing, senses, sensual,
Form:
Free verse
I Scrutinize Myself As Case Study(alternately titled -
today's lesson iz
addressing categorical imperative)
Courtesy of unpleasant he
ping diatribes visited me
from eldest offspring ugh gree
guss vituperations, doth force me
to admit (and take key
lock, stock, and barrel
...
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Categories:
unflattering, abuse, appreciation, child, creation, daughter, heart, meaningful,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
This Bumptious PoetThis Bumptious Poet ©
Once again dear reader,
aye strive to regale ye
with in apropos prate,
(nee inane) vain
null gibberish in order to suss stain
mine infamous reputation
...
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Categories:
unflattering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, meaningful,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Pull Up a WaiterOkay! Okay, just gimme a minute, or maybe even two.
It's just like you to pull up a chair just so I can sit next to you.
But I know you well enough not to fuss about...
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Categories:
unflattering, childhood, fun,
Form:
Light Verse
The President Appears Mad As a Hatterthis Democratic Party affiliated member i.e.
considered (with an eye blink)
positing the following blurb
for a very short while
asper the "FAKE" trumpeting
oaf fish shill offal
...
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Categories:
unflattering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, america,
Form:
Free verse
At Midnight Tonight Adieu 2015 BAt midnight tonight, adieu 2015!
The scandal that’s 1MDB, with its many twists and turns, continued throughout 2015…
Venomous charges and contercharges hit the headlines unabated through this year..
The on-going saga, with its numerous side...
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Categories:
unflattering, allusion, confusion, emotions, heartbreak, memory, nostalgia,
Form:
Narrative
When Nothing Else MattersEvery night he plays
Lost in a melodic never land
Far beyond the controlled confusion of this place
Where they hear but don’t listen
A man and his woodwind meld so sweet
Like French vanilla melting under a warm butterscotch...
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Categories:
unflattering, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
The Mirror Lied
You were seduced by silicate reflections,
unflattering images
of your perceived epidermal imperfections
The bedroom mirror showed you
your deepest fear
It's crystalline voice told you
what you wanted to hear
Enhance your beauty
surgically
Change your outer self
cosmetically
But the silicate mirror lied,
it...
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Categories:
unflattering, beauty, image, sad, self,
Form:
Dramatic Verse