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A Plea to the Dry Guys

...Moving like moonlight
I am the OG silver surfer
Fleshwalkers, Dry Guys, Land Livers,
Have been around for, 
What, 300,000 years?
Try 20 million years.

We eat stingrays.
Literally. For breakf...

querulous

...( A university-life vignette)

It’s Saturday morning. Lisa, Leong and I were in the common area, lazing about. “This is what happened to us (Lisa and I) last night.” I said, beginning to e...

Home work

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          Home work 

I have so much of work no time, but 
I have time to play with the shirk cycle.
Ohh my god uhh this hard gear of 
chain pushing the hand on it by watching straight to ...

Anapestic Trimeter: Onomatopoeia

..."The Road Not  Taken," Frost slow ball to my curb," ... by The Poet.

If you instant your past past your eyes! (Uhh!)
And the pause it had caused tis now gone, (Poof,)
made of years, good, and te...

feels

...Let’s talk about feelings - feelz.
Does anything else really matter?
Ok, sure - health - yeah, right up there.

Covid was my generation’s depression (literally).
Maybe not for everyone, there we...

I am Lost-contaminated

...It’s hard for me to differentiate between Truth and lies.. it was hard to come to terms with the facts 
But right now, the fact is I’m lost 
I thought I was smarter i thought I was wiser
I studied...

Fortune Teller

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               "Go ahead, make yourself comfortable, 
        contemplate, whisper secrets to momma moon,
        let me read you and we will phase out this bad 
                     luck yo...

Ohh dear grandma!

...Ohh dear Grandma! 
I love your 'papadum'
I miss the time when you offered me to come
With you at the porch
When the sun had scorched
To help you to knead, roll and flip
The papadum which had a ...

Along the Harbor

...It was 29° (f) degrees this morning with a waning gibbous (¾) moon. Still, as we started our run, it was dark enough that the world was rendered in black and white. Lisa was a sepia print of herself ...

A Rift Zone

...*Neighboring Mauna Kea has been sleeping for centuries, but notice the red flows popping and flowing in the gray areas below Mauna Loa's actual summit. Those are rift zones that pave through gray are...

Seductive Humor

...Debilitating laughter
at the hands of a master
a dirty minded b@stard
who knows what he’s after

The ever subtle asker
he caresses and flatters
his clever patter shatters
cares that should ma...

Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 103

...Two days passed without event before the ceremony to re-inter Joulupukki's parents began.  Because of where it was being held, the number of elves to participate had to be limited.  With the last min...

Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 59

...“I must say, Rian,” Joulupukki addressed the Dark Elf. “I find you a bit disappointing.  From all of the stories I've heard, I expected so much more from you.”
     “I killed your father didn't I.” ...

Humanimal

...Tackled by a stutter murmur of Deus.
The praying ended and packed as threats.
Err, umm, uhh, were cliched by vomits. 
Grasped all the needs and rusty flirts. 
Prune back Sheoak! The cutest green ...

The Resume

...The Professor settles in and says, “Let’s go around the circle and introduce ourselves”

We listen to resume after resume of unbridled accomplishment. Then he points to me.

“Hi, I’m Anais, I’m a...

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