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Seductive Humor

Debilitating laughter
at the hands of a master
a dirty minded b@stard
who knows what he’s after

The ever subtle asker
he caresses and flatters
his clever patter shatters
cares that should matter

Finally, we moved to extract her
the wobbling girl from Nebraska
from a drunken fraternal disaster
and the junior poised to shaft her

Uhh, sorry to interrupt
Anna, pick her up her stuff
We gotta go home hun, get up
Hey, you touch ME and you’re f-cked

Hun, you’ve had too much rum
when tomorrow comes
if you still want to slum
you can still bed the bum

We’re waiting for an Uber
Are you starting to sober?
No babe, you didn’t screw-up
Ughh, yep, she threw up

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Date: 2/2/2022 10:50:00 AM
Universal University is it? You are learning! Aloha!
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Date: 2/2/2022 11:22:00 AM
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