Tuber Poems - Poems about Tuber

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A tomato met a non-tuber plant 
sweet music
a birth to what is known
as potatoes, these days also called fries
Just think if the tomato had not 
been so unfaithful trying it o...

Common Taters

...A tuber in search of some views
thought his wit would surely amuse.
Lest I’m misconstrued,
you talk too much, dude;
just show how you changed the damned fuse....

Bros of the Sand

...(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)

                    Longboard Surfer Bro
                  Boogie Boarder Bro
               Inner Tuber Bro
           ...

Etymology

...The eaten word even truer                                                                                                                      Etymon a delicious tuber                                ...

Little Boy Blue

...Pale flower, tuber of the mother,
Unfathered but by stony hard ungiving, 
Every petal leaf down droops with rain,
Not quite living.

Frail power, yet each of three
By two is bound,
Unable to f...

Is Science a Coherent Discussion To the Lay Person

...Is the thought of Science a scary premise mixed with some progress and
 a whole lot regret, like oh that science, what will they think of next, or some
disgusting human made virulent virus that onl...

To Live Or Not To Live

...To Live or not to Live

To live or not to live,
..duly optimistic about one's, 
capabilities bearing flowers,
in fantastic shape and brilliant colours 
	referring to the shape of its tuber,
fo...

I Live Vicariously Through My Children

...I wanted him to be a scientist.
He did not want that; he was willful and stubborn.
So, I let my dream go, but I was angry.

She wanted to become a doctor.
I discouraged this because of all the s...

The Legend of Greedy Jack

...A drunkard, a thief and a con man,
Who was known by the name Greedy Jack,
Lived a life so vile Satan watched him awhile,
Said, "Of sin in his life there's no lack."

He decided to pay Jack a vis...

U-Tube Is the New Career of Choice

...I will not need math or such
I’ll be a U-tuber, the eight-year-old informs me.
I’ll be rich and famous, and live in a mansion.

What will you be doing on U-tube? I ask.
It doesn’t matter, she sa...

No Love For Lazy Man

...*NO LOVE FOR  LAZY MAN*

If no food for lazy man 
Should he still be loved 
The night covers his nakedness
But daybreak is his worst enemy 
The sun is never good on his skin
The rain makes him...

Career Ambitions

...A psychic I guess, the eight-year-old replied without any sass.
His future career is no way something to cover or hide.
I did not remark, or add a comment in any way snide.
So glad he did not want...

I Wish I Was Kidding

...Sixth graders have had the unit on careers. I have introduced hundreds of them today.
We have had guest speakers up the yin-yang, and down the other side of the room
I am confident they know about ...

Invisible Wisdom

...We are all home, the whole family,
How lovely, peaceful and fun again,
talking and laughing so very happily,
like rainbow, sunshine amidst rain!

Children are happy to be with dad,
The schools ...

For the Earth Giveth

...Dead wood for bed
Withered cotton for a mattress
I don’t pluck fruits
I gather them ripe from the ground
A tasty tuber protrudes
With delight I up root it
Cobwebs hang in my ceiling
Ant routes...

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