Suing Poems

Trump Delivers!

...US President Donald Trump delivers! 

Disappearing people, 
people aren’t illegal
The inefficiency of DOGE
Nothing makes sense, it’s all a mirage
Ignoring the Supreme Court,
immigrant prisoner...

A Bus Tragedy

...A tragedy occurred was the news
A young boy died in a bus crash
He was with other students too
When the bus got a tire flat

To send your child on a field trip
And have it end his life is insan...

Gladys the Welcome Wizard Lady is Here

...Miss Gladys the Welcome Wizard lady is here
She is full of sass, beyond an insane level of cheer
No one wants to let her in, we try to ignore the bell
She climbs in the front window, demolishing t...

Santa's Dilemma

...Dear Santa

I’m writing early this year
Especially after the debacle of last year
You delivered the sexy underwear and the two-day hotel break to my wife
What the hell were you thinking
Does my...

Some Banking Hanky Panky

...A sweet young bank teller named Doris
Had a crush on her co-worker, Boris.
But one day while at work
The young clerk went berserk
When she caught Boris banging the manager, Morris.

Doris' secr...

Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential candidate Q and A part one

...Q:  Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential
      candidate in 2024?

A:  President Joe Biden denies that there is a crisis existing at our southern
     boarder.  N...

The Lighter Side of Tragedy

...
   Where were you when JFK was shot
      Who were you suing

   A lawyer who can't remember that
      ~ his amygdala needs re-cuing...

Enticing Twilight

...Written: October 10, 2023   
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A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in ...

Notices From Your Watch Woman On the Wall Part One

...1)  The Woke Liberal Progressive Marxist's  Senate Democrat's 
      have aligned themselves and their loyalty to Communist Red 
      China!

2)  Chairman Xi aka Winnie the Pooh wants to rewrite...

Should Americans Become Afraid To Write About the Red Chinese On Social Media Sites

...Should Americans become afraid to write about the CCP on social media sites
or by other means of writing?  Currently the CCP has claimed:  It has the ability
to monitor any thing written about them...

A Journey With a Funny Attorney

...All were ready for the journey,
With us a funny attorney!
Each time he spoke dropped the funny
Like comedians out for money.
"No beauty is spared the horny"
"Life of knotted ties less thorny,
W...

Cold

...Left hand doesn't see what the right ones doing
Gotta be careful so they won't end up suing 
Keeping one foot moving  at all times
Sitting here busting these rhymes
No guitar to play 
Pawned it ...

Suddenly Cautious

...A case of pretense to a reticence?
A once brave voice could make no sentence:
A cool one-thousand–words–per-minute
Politicians pushed to The Senate,
His subject of restless focus: Tax,
For two h...

Theories For the Way Some Understand

...I have a theory Gislane Maxwell was jailed
Another theory she worked with and for Epstien
One more theory andrew windsor is served trial Doc's
Another theory 56 million was the pre pandemic death ...

The Contrast

...In slumbering slope they lay, 
their gaiety snores in rhythmic peaks of cadences,
The lily livered japes 
Kings from central castings,
Heroes of one hour, 
jostling  for President with mere word...

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