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Short Suing Poems

Short Suing Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Suing by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Suing by length and keyword.


banana
I am so tired. I forgot to peel the banana.
I am suing Chakita for pain and suffering...
Johnny Rhinem. Will you marry me online?
L   :)...

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© Cindy Lu  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suing, allah, arabic, art, baby, bangla, blue, innocence,
Form: Bio



WORKPLACE WOES
9 out of 10 women 
At my company
Accused me of sexual harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th employee
...

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Categories: suing, funny
Form: I do not know?
Twelve
:Twelve suing lawyers
Knocking at my door....
I've had enough for one day,
I don't want to see nomore

Six owe Me money,
Six others want a cut somehow
I wish I had my machete,
They'd get it,
 And now...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suing, adventure, fantasy, funny,
Form: Burlesque
Run Away Emu
There were three men who chased an emu.
He apparently escaped from the zoo.
Came the fourth with a net.
The emu he did get.
Last I heard the emu would sue!



*True story for Linda-Marie's contest. (except for the suing part)  lol...

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Categories: suing, animals, funny
Form: Limerick
Fired for having large breasts
A woman was fired because of her curves.
She's suing them and that's what they deserve.
They said that her large breasts were causing distractions.
Those people are stupid and I understand the lady's reaction.
They fired her simply because she's hot.
I hope she gets every penny that they've got.

(THIS IS A TRUE STORY.)...

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Categories: suing, on writing and words
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member If I
If I replaced the name "Buffy" with the name "Kamar"
and replaced "The Vampire Slayer" with "The Vampire Destroyer"
could I then rewrite an exact full episode of "Buffy"
but write the exact entire episode poetically
and then be entitled to all and full royalties
without any "Buffy" big wigs suing me?
Would this be considered stealing or inspiration?
You tell me....

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Categories: suing, on writing and words
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Scraping of Shovels
When the snow arrives at night,
Blanketing the city,
All is peaceful, soft and white,
No longer gray and gritty.

But with morning, what we hear,
And there is no escaping,
Is the grating sound, so clear,
Of nonstop shovels scraping.

Sidewalks must be free of ice
And everyone so doing
Is not concerned with being nice,
But staving off some suing!

March 5, 2019


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Categories: suing, city, snow,
Form: Rhyme
Funny Story except it is true
I am standing around the house 
I hear a loud boom with floor vibrations
I ask if everyone is ok because 
I thought someone fell flat on their settee
Everyone says we're ok what was that??
After much investigation
We found that my tire had exploded into shreds

I am considering suing the company
Never used spare tire, only fourteen years old
Should not have exploded like that!!...

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Categories: suing, funny
Form: Free verse
Human Doings
Somebody tell me what the hell happened to Cupid Everyone everywhere walking around acting stupid There is no love anymore and the World is full of hate C'mon people we need to change before it's too late Politics and Religion all of us take up sides for the fight Well I've got news, your side, their side, neither is right It doesn't matter if you’re a terrorist killing or a lawyer suing Be more than a human being, it's time to be a Human Doing
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Categories: suing, analogy, corruption, culture, hate, society, symbolism, visionary,
Form: Couplet