Short Suing Poems
Short Suing Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Suing by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Suing by length and keyword.
I am so tired. I forgot to peel the banana.
I am suing Chakita for pain and suffering...
Johnny Rhinem. Will you marry me online?
L :)
Categories:
suing, allah, arabic, art, baby, bangla, blue, innocence,
Form:
Bio
Where were you when JFK was shot
Who were you suing
A lawyer who can't remember that
~ his amygdala needs re-cuing
Categories:
suing, grief, history, memory, remember,
Form:
Rhyme
9 out of 10 women
At my company
Accused me of sexual harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th employee
Categories:
suing, funny
Form:
I do not know?
:Twelve suing lawyers
Knocking at my door....
I've had enough for one day,
I don't want to see nomore
Six owe Me money,
Six others want a cut somehow
I wish I had my machete,
They'd get it,
And now
Categories:
suing, adventure, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Burlesque
There were three men who chased an emu.
He apparently escaped from the zoo.
Came the fourth with a net.
The emu he did get.
Last I heard the emu would sue!
*True story for Linda-Marie's contest. (except for the suing part) lol
Categories:
suing, animals, funny
Form:
Limerick
A woman was fired because of her curves.
She's suing them and that's what they deserve.
They said that her large breasts were causing distractions.
Those people are stupid and I understand the lady's reaction.
They fired her simply because she's hot.
I hope she gets every penny that they've got.
(THIS IS A TRUE STORY.)
Categories:
suing, on writing and words
Form:
Rhyme
If I replaced the name "Buffy" with the name "Kamar"
and replaced "The Vampire Slayer" with "The Vampire Destroyer"
could I then rewrite an exact full episode of "Buffy"
but write the exact entire episode poetically
and then be entitled to all and full royalties
without any "Buffy" big wigs suing me?
Would this be considered stealing or inspiration?
You tell me.
Categories:
suing, on writing and words
Form:
Rhyme
When the snow arrives at night,
Blanketing the city,
All is peaceful, soft and white,
No longer gray and gritty.
But with morning, what we hear,
And there is no escaping,
Is the grating sound, so clear,
Of nonstop shovels scraping.
Sidewalks must be free of ice
And everyone so doing
Is not concerned with being nice,
But staving off some suing!
March 5, 2019
Categories:
suing, city, snow,
Form:
Rhyme
I am standing around the house
I hear a loud boom with floor vibrations
I ask if everyone is ok because
I thought someone fell flat on their settee
Everyone says we're ok what was that??
After much investigation
We found that my tire had exploded into shreds
I am considering suing the company
Never used spare tire, only fourteen years old
Should not have exploded like that!!
Categories:
suing, funny
Form:
Free verse
All were ready for the journey,
With us a funny attorney!
Each time he spoke dropped the funny
Like comedians out for money.
"No beauty is spared the horny"
"Life of knotted ties less thorny,
When from lips proceeds The Corny".
An easy-going Attorney!
Guess I could what he was doing:
For more peace among men suing.
I was to learn his name: Sunny
Who'd in Music worked for Sony...
To him I gave the name Bunny
And pledged to call when it's sunny.
Categories:
suing, celebrity, character, love, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Somebody tell me what the hell happened to Cupid
Everyone everywhere walking around acting stupid
There is no love anymore and the World is full of hate
C'mon people we need to change before it's too late
Politics and Religion all of us take up sides for the fight
Well I've got news, your side, their side, neither is right
It doesn't matter if you’re a terrorist killing or a lawyer suing
Be more than a human being, it's time to be a Human Doing
Categories:
suing, analogy, corruption, culture, hate, society, symbolism, visionary,
Form:
Couplet