Best Suing Poems
Enticing Twilight
...Written: October 10, 2023
Night Bewitches Sponsored by: Shadow Hamilton
A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in ......
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Categories:
suing, analogy, appreciation, dream, night,
Form:
Rhyme
Paula Deen the Butter Queen
...Paula Deen the Butter Queen
By Elton Camp and María Camp
She is the butter makers’ delight
To nutritionists, she is a fright
Krispy Kreme with eggs and bacon
Great health risks are thus taken
Her ......
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Categories:
suing, food, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
A Rattling Rhyme
...I wandered lonely as a cloud
Stop right there for crying out loud
Plagiarism is not allowed
You'll be lynched by the P.S. crowd.
Okay, to be or not to be
Now come on you're being......
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Categories:
suing, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Run Away Emu
...There were three men who chased an emu.
He apparently escaped from the zoo.
Came the fourth with a net.
The emu he did get.
Last I heard the emu would sue!
*True story for Linda-Marie's co......
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Categories:
suing, animals, funny
Form:
Limerick
The Good Disappear
...Somedays there are no
words to ward off grief
I really tried.Maybe
I got caught up maybe
I ignored the signs.
Sign's saying
"you needed a relief ".
Maybe I was reading your eyes
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Categories:
suing, conflict, corruption, journey,
Form:
Alliteration
The Circumcision
...Our Sid felt well-jaded
his sweat, it cascaded
he feared the end was well-nigh
his head was a-pounding
a hush ultra-sounding
he all but stared death in the eye
Steadily declining
whinging and......
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Categories:
suing, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Harry and Vienna's Couplets
...“He glides into my parlour with his shades a tad too low
Saying can you clip my moustache, I like whisk ‘n’ show.
So I take out my old blade and nip and oops I think I missed
Now he’s suing me for......
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Categories:
suing, for her, for him,
Form:
Couplet
Banana
...I am so tired. I forgot to peel the banana.
I am suing Chakita for pain and suffering...
Johnny Rhinem. Will you marry me online?
L :)......
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Categories:
suing, allah, arabic, art, baby,
Form:
Bio
Workplace Woes
...9 out of 10 women
At my company
Accused me of sexual harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th employee......
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Categories:
suing, funny
Form:
Too Personal
...Not to sound so personal,
so hard to speak out of frozen cold,
but from old to young-
framed to freed...
From bossed to doodled,
to cop-land inside my noodle,
call me into the brewery......
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Categories:
suing, confusion, cute, dance, dark,
Form:
Imagism
The Contrast
...In slumbering slope they lay,
their gaiety snores in rhythmic peaks of cadences,
The lily livered japes
Kings from central castings,
Heroes of one hour,
jostling for President with mere word......
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Categories:
suing, africa, character, courage, freedom,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Suing Myself
...Hello, my name is Bob Deekerson,
and I’ve been having a rather tough time,
you see right now I am being sued
by someone who is of similar mind.
Every legal move I try to make,
he is always one......
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Categories:
suing, conflict, humorous, introspection, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Improving
...4/1/17
Flowers blooming
Spaced out or in a tight-knit grouping
All around things looming
In space objects still or moving and zooming
Birds pluming
And other animals grooming
Downloads......
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Categories:
suing, poetry, rap, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Beautiful Scars
...BEAUTIFUL SCARS
Sponsor: Laura Urbaniak
Many a times I have been asked
About my scar near my right eye
Proudly I say my mother gave it to me
Eyebrows raise high and a questioning look
No! ......
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Categories:
suing, baby, beauty, birth, tribute,
Form:
Ode
First Rhymes That Came To Me
...Hello Pad these will be the first rhymes I write without thinking so I'm really about to speak to you
My favourite pokemon is Pikachu
Thought I needed Jessica Alba to complete my view
But she got ......
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Categories:
suing, confidence, courage, crazy, creation,
Form:
Free verse