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Best Suing Poems

Below are the all-time best Suing poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of suing poems written by PoetrySoup members

I'm suing the doctor who delivered me
(This is a fictional poem)

I'm suing the doctor who delivered me in 1971.
He'll have to file for bankruptsy when I'm done.
I'm suing him because he...

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Categories: suing, childhood, funny, on writing and words,
Form: Light Verse

Suing Myself
Hello, my name is Bob Deekerson,
and I’ve been having a rather tough time,
you see right now I am being sued
by someone who is of similar...

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Categories: suing, conflict, humorous, introspection, perspective, silly, stress,
Form: Rhyme
Paula Deen the Butter Queen
Paula Deen the Butter Queen

By Elton Camp and María Camp

She is the butter makers’ delight
To nutritionists, she is a fright
Krispy Kreme with eggs and bacon

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suing, food, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Rattling Rhyme
I wandered lonely as a cloud
Stop right there for crying out loud
Plagiarism is not allowed
You'll be lynched by the P.S. crowd.

Okay, to be or not...

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Categories: suing, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Good Disappear
Somedays there are no

words to ward off grief

I really tried.Maybe

I got caught up maybe

I ignored the signs.

Sign's saying

"you needed a relief ".

Maybe I was reading...

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Categories: suing, conflict, corruption, journey,
Form: Alliteration

Run Away Emu
There were three men who chased an emu.
He apparently escaped from the zoo.
Came the fourth with a net.
The emu he did get.
Last I heard the...

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Categories: suing, animals, funny
Form: Limerick
I am so tired. I forgot to peel the banana.
I am suing Chakita for pain and suffering...
Johnny Rhinem. Will you marry me online?
L  ...

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© Cindy Lu  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suing, allah, arabic, art, baby, bangla, blue,
Form: Bio
Our Sid felt well-jaded 
his sweat, it cascaded 
he feared the end was well-nigh 
his head was a-pounding 
a hush ultra-sounding 
he all but stared...

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Categories: suing, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Harry And Vienna's Couplets
“He glides into my parlour with his shades a tad too low
Saying can you clip my moustache, I like whisk ‘n’ show.
So I take out...

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Categories: suing, for her, for him, funny,
Form: Couplet
Beautiful Scars
Sponsor: Laura Urbaniak

Many a times I have been asked 
About my scar near my right eye
Proudly I say my mother gave it to me

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Categories: suing, baby, beauty, birth, tribute,
Form: Ode
9 out of 10 women 
At my company
Accused me of sexual harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th employee

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Categories: suing, funny
Form: I do not know?

Flowers blooming
Spaced out or in a tight-knit grouping

All around things looming
In space objects still or moving and zooming

Birds pluming
And other animals grooming

Downloads queueing
Electronics in need...

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Categories: suing, poetry, rap, word play, words, work,
Form: Rhyme
Human Doings
Somebody tell me what the hell happened to Cupid
Everyone everywhere walking around acting stupid

There is no love anymore and the World is full of hate

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Categories: suing, analogy, corruption, culture, hate, society, symbolism,
Form: Couplet
First rhymes that came to me
Hello Pad these will be the first rhymes I write without thinking so I'm really about to speak to you
My favourite pokemon is Pikachu
Thought I...

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© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suing, confidence, courage, crazy, creation, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Petrichor is blue on sad days
 sometimes comes back as fire
but on happy wamble it's pink
as a flower

Aglet!  Aglet!  i tore your

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Categories: suing, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Too Personal

Not to sound so personal,

so hard to speak out of frozen cold,

but from old to young-

framed to freed...

From bossed to doodled,
to cop-land inside my noodle,


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Categories: suing, adventure, angst, jobs, me, music, myth,
Form: Imagism
Wrath is the most dangerous of the seven deadly sins.
Its magnitude leads to an end, where the other six begins.

It can start with Pride, by...

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Categories: suing, angst, life, philosophy,
Form: Couplet

You know I've got nothing to say,
But still you're reading this anyway.
You think you might miss out on something;
Well peace be unto you and have...

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© Aa Harvey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: suing, hate, love, poetry, words, writing,
Form: Bio
Funny Story except it is true
I am standing around the house 
I hear a loud boom with floor vibrations
I ask if everyone is ok because 
I thought someone fell flat...

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Categories: suing, funny
Form: Free verse
Fired for having large breasts
A woman was fired because of her curves.
She's suing them and that's what they deserve.
They said that her large breasts were causing distractions.
Those people are...

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Categories: suing, on writing and words
Form: Rhyme
WOMEN!!(tut) You give them the world, they want the stars,
sod the eiffel tower, take me to Mars,
I want bling gifts an fast, flashy cars,
while I...

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Categories: suing, funny, people, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member If I
If I replaced the name "Buffy" with the name "Kamar"
and replaced "The Vampire Slayer" with "The Vampire Destroyer"
could I then rewrite an exact full episode...

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Categories: suing, on writing and words
Form: Rhyme
You are a punk!
The traffic laws were something you had trouble heeding.
You killed a teenage boy while you were speeding.
Now you're suing his parents because you say that...

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Categories: suing, death
Form: Rhyme
Fast food lawsuit
After eating at McDonald's, I got fat.
I decided to sue them for that.
I ate egg McMuffins and Big macs all day long.
People say that I...

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Categories: suing, business, food, funny,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Show Rider
Show Riders Have A Horse,
And They Love to Do A Course.
When They Are Done,
They Wait Around to See If They Have Won.
Blue, Red, Green, or...

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Categories: suing, boxing day , england, friendship love, international,
Form: ABC