Santa's Dilemma

Dear Santa

I’m writing early this year
Especially after the debacle of last year
You delivered the sexy underwear and the two-day hotel break to my wife
What the hell were you thinking
Does my wife look like she can get into a size ten
You useless fat bastard
Two days I had to suffer the wife parading herself
It was psychological torture
Swear to god, if I could’ve got my hands on you
Still swithering on suing your fat ass
This year I’m going to lay it on the line
Deliver it to the wrong address
Your Ho ho ho, will be, Oh oh oh
Do I make myself clear
Now listen up
Face pack and support tights
They go to the wife
Basque and French knickers, hotel included
To the lover
Don’t make me go back to that hotel with the wife
Or, I swear, you’ll be wearing those reindeers
Do you need a reminder
Have you got it now
Oh, and merry Christmas.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024



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Date: 12/9/2024 1:31:00 PM
Ha! Good one
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Paul Bell
Date: 12/12/2024 5:23:00 AM
You need a laugh.
Date: 12/5/2024 7:59:00 PM
lol now that is telling him , maybe he did it on purpose to send it to the wife he he !
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Paul Bell
Date: 12/6/2024 11:04:00 AM
I think so, ruining my xmas. lol
Date: 12/5/2024 2:27:00 PM
Paul your offensive imagination had me laughing. Love this hilarious piece of yours. Santa better get things right or else he will face a nasty lawyer and you, lol. Thanks for sharing my friend.
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Paul Bell
Date: 12/6/2024 11:03:00 AM
He's on it this year I'm told.
Date: 12/3/2024 11:25:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your creative write. I hope your "Dear Santa" letter gets to him in time to get your list right this year. If no, then I guess no Santa next year. You will fix him good... Hahaha!!! Have a fun day writing away................
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Paul Bell
Date: 12/3/2024 11:27:00 AM
He is getting a bit past it. lol
Date: 12/3/2024 3:35:00 AM
Oh my gosh, I couldn’t read till the end cus im in stitches. I hope no one finds this offensive but seriously its too funny. Hahah did your wife atleast like the gift? Psychological torture gosh! Pleasure reading this. Sending you light.
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Paul Bell
Date: 12/3/2024 11:01:00 AM
You just can't be laughing at this serious subject. Yes, she did like the gift, sadly. lol
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