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Off Duty - A Star Trek Deleted Scene

Captain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
    
    Tea, Earl Grey, hot

The replicator whirred inaudibly

    Damn it! 
    Cup!
    CUP!

    Water, soapy, hot

The replicator responded again

  

Star Trek - The Necessary Things

Kirk: "Spock, is it possible McCoy is somehow being controlled by an alien presence?"
Spock: "Curiously, I have long believed that McCoy was..."
Kirk: "Not now Spock!  Sheesh.  Sulu, get McCoy up here - on the double!"
Sulu: (snore)
Kirk: "I said on the double, mister!"
Sulu: "On the double, captain." (under his breath) "Been flying this lousy

Star Trek Comparison

Jean-Luc Picard cant replace James T. Kirk

                       with his Earl Grey tea and sinister smirk,

he lacks Jim's youthful physique,

              

Star Trek Stinker

a place of peaceful rest
from cursing…reversed
in Paramount Plus

gun slinging verbiage —
trashing the Most Holy’s name

in Star Trek IV, Nimoy
was given his lines —

exposé of colorful language
not heard of in their age

now Picard is old
and the old returns

to the silver-lie-zed screen
screaming in our faces

like overdue feces
a species showing its true colors

unfortunately…throw in sex scenes too
nothing unimagined,

Star Trek Enterprise Opportunity

It's life Jim but not as we know it

Kill quickly and prosper 

Enterprise

Star Ship Enterprise

"May the Force be with you!" Spock said
Leaving poor Jan shaking her head
For Bones does not care
That fills Jan with air
Since Kirk logs, "Warp Speed Launch" instead

Star Trek Safety

Whooshing through the universe – at warp speed,
You think that seat-belts – would have been a need.
Cause how many times – did Uhura’s ass hit the deck,
On almost every episode – of Star Trek?
And with the other bridge crew – flipping through the air,  
There was Kirk – just clinging to his chair.
Now Spock,

Star trek

star trek
interstellar adventure
before homework



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Posted on July 4, 2018

Pop Star Trek

Lulu
Sulu

Dream Series: Space Genie

I'd been speed-watching all past Star Trek series. So of course this week I dreamed I was visited by Q of the Q Continuum and he would grant me one wish. In my waking world I'm sure I'd've asked for something greedy if not for something sappy like peace between all people. But in my

Into Darkness - Star Trek

Here, beyond the realm of air
          I've given what this job remands
               For everything I've e'er held dear
     My closest friend, the 1st, is near
But with a glass

An Ode To Star Trek

In the Starship Enterprise
There meets a fearless crew
There is nothing out there
That they haven’t stumbled  through

The Life forms that are novel
And are trying to learn
And strange and wondrous obstacles
At each and every turn

The “tribbles” that are multiplying
Are right there at their feet
And when they need solutions,
They can consult Starfleet

Spock supplying logic
And Captain Kirk is

Star Trek

The vacuum 
between the stars
didn't care.
Much of it
died silently.
There were no tears.
The spaces
met each other
by chance. Strangers
rubbed together
to become families
without benefit
of wisdom.
We traveled
with our crew
of coincidental friends.
We almost cared,
but not quite.
We were tied together
by rules we learned
late. 
With this crew
we imagined
a universe of life.

Star Trek Rules

Star Trek Rules!

It was time for: Comic Con! Comic Con! Dragon wanted to come, too!
But then so did everyone else at Troll Lake… Hey, now, wouldn’t you?
We made some really cool costumes… for the costume show, my Dear.
You can guess, ‘Star Trek Rules!’ It couldn’t be anything less, you hear. 

Our favorite nighttime popcorn show,

Star Trek and Captain Kirk's Final Frontier

Kirk: ‘Lt. Uhura, come to my quarters at 1800 hours’
Uhura: ‘Yes captain, might I ask what’s up?’
Kirk: ‘Nothing now but something WILL be at 1800 hours’
Bones: ‘Jim, is this a medical issue?’
Kirk: ‘You bet your ***** it is, Bones’
Sulu: ‘Captain, a Klingon ship is approaching’
Kirk:  ‘Blast that sucker to smithereens, I got a date’
Chekov:

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