Star Trek Safety

Whooshing through the universe – at warp speed, You think that seat-belts – would have been a need. Cause how many times – did Uhura’s ass hit the deck, On almost every episode – of Star Trek? And with the other bridge crew – flipping through the air, There was Kirk – just clinging to his chair. Now Spock, always seemed – to stay off of the floor, Because picking up Uhura – was his tiresome chore. Then Scotty would scramble – to his engine console, To push the buttons needed – to regain control. Now in the beginning – this made for great viewing, But it’s apparent now – they had no idea what they were doing.