Some Poems

Belltrim

Decrotive needle work
sewn ito the fabric
they were highlights to
make the invitations look exspensive
Decrotive foods samples
savoury with drinks
The Celebrants marvoled at the audeince
I heard them mention how
they wished they had asked for a $5 dollar ticket fee.
One of the members of the wedding party sent
out a letter asking the attendants to take up a collection
from the

Some might think I have no sense of humor

I care for the limerick not at all
be it smart and witty or be it small
most are a bit mad
some are mostly bad
I confess I don't read that dastardly scrawl!

Not Applicable for Some

So, weren't you a reality show host?

Well, I thought I'd give it a try.

So, did everyone get their paychecks?

For Me! Those rules don't apply!


So, aren't felons prohibited from holding office?

To that, I won't even reply!

So, how will you adhere to the Constitution?

For Me! Those rules won't apply!


So, how do you feel about the "Good Book?"

He

And some more updates Q and A

Q  Did the temple institute in Jerusalem lie about sacrificing an eligible red heifer
     because they were worried about 'back lash' from the Arab world?

A   Yes

Q  Do they still plan on blowing their sofars' on the Feast of Trumpets September 23, 
     2025

Brian Bilston's Breviloquence

Don't have to be a sleuth

To find ample proof 

 A well worn trampled truth

That to besmirch 

Not be kind

On a pedant’s perch

Scorn and be aloof 

Is quite simply uncouth


Snooty snotty sniffy 

In a jiffy drives me potty

The spiffy getting iffy

You've gotta be pithy

Must be dotty


Semantic severity

Temerity to stifle

Getting a trifle squiffy

Like a lush

Quaffing &

TIME FOR SOME BUBBLY

TIME FOR SOME BUBBLY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After a day filled with rhyme,
Storm the Squirrel found time, sublime.
    In a tub full of lathering foam,
    with effervescent glass she imbibed at home.
Sipping champagne, enjoying her poetic prime!

With bubbles that danced all around,
she admired words and verses she’d found.
     “But

Some time ago

Some time ago
One or the few of human beings
Had figured to create a crepe

Before 
They were hunting birds
And covering their bodies with no feathers
In clay

…

Produce the GUILLOTINE 

….

And throwing those birds in fire
They figured clay is hardened by the this
And this resulted in cookware introduction
With what 
The boiled foods appeared in Mankind 

Due very basic

Some Love for Haters

I'm sitting at home but living rent free in your head.
Your thoughts scream for help so I'll pay some rent instead.
The payment's not money, just the hated helping a hater.
So I'll help you realize your hateful thoughts as your love translator.

Resentments and jealousy are like poison to your soul.
You're only hurting yourself as you slither

Catch Some Zzzzs

Call my name, I want to hear
Cry it out, loud and clear
I'll hold you tight, no room to move
We'll dance as one, right in the groove
Then afterwards we'll take a rest 
I'll try at least, I'll try my best
Calm winds will quickly turn typhoon 
And I'll want more very soon

You Can Get Some Satisfaction

      madness is 
         thinking of
      e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g
         you think 
      you’ll accomplish
         today 

  

What are some signs of the times Q and A

Q  Is it Saudi Arabia  and France that are spearheading the 'two state solution' 
     between Palestine and Israel 'in yet another failed land for peace negotiation'?

A  Yes

Q  Has Germany and the UK joined France and Saudi Arabia yet?

A  Not yet but they will sometime latter

Some Feet

Some feet are bare.
Some wear shoes.
That's news.

Some Like It Hot

With coriander cumin turmeric
basmati rice saffron and spice
onions chilli peppers
and all things nice
with chapati and chutney
a samosa or two
naan for starters
rogan josh vindaloo
not eye-watering
but tasty is best
tandoori tikka masala
korma's a meal with zest
chicken lamb chickpeas or lentils
a dinner for two you do not hurry
allow what you've got to simmer in the pot
if you want a

Some Sweet Dreams

Sweet dreams I'll have
I guarantee
Sweet dreams I'll have
Of you and me
Some dreams are poems
Posted here
Some dreams big snowstorms 
Crystal clear!

I’M RUNNING A GODDAMNED UNIVERSE CUT ME SOME SLACK!!!

I can’t imagine 
how painful it is to 
be God. 

Trying your hardest 
to make a beautiful painting, 
only to have the characters 
you created complain and 
mock the world around 
them. 

Why does God let bad things 
happen to good people? 

Pretty sure you’d walk 
away from the canvas too 
if it spat back

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