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FoOd FoR ThOuGhT

Quite often it seems subdued
But in need of a little support
Best avioded any kind of fude
When in that moment caught

The constsnt change in mood
Because she is now distraught
The sudden change of attitude
But a battle l have never fought

Though don't be missconstude
What she'd often smoke or snort
I mean it is not my kind of food
Never given a second thought


A follow up to a stark reallity and chassing the
Light written 2014....

Zed M. Koan 5_9

if ninety fine 
slightly mounted mint 

chipmunks can sub-
sist on tiny yin 

fins tied togeth-
er like some jamba-

laya snort cakes
zen can you imag-

ine all of the Vandals that would be sacking those very 

same cakes when in Rome?

Premium Member bardeo y daddio

.
                deep      vibrate'n
                       mine
                       bellow'z rhythm 
                                       grunts

                       snort
                   snort
                        shhnort
                clack     shhtomp
                    scraaape
                    daddio holdz on
                    woops

                thar him goez
       swooosh     flop
                       flip  
                       like uh hunk uh poops
                                                      plop

                                                        ']>





*bardeo; mine portmanteau for,
                bard and rodeo <]')


Premium Member So Spake Simple Simon

The fair was filled with pies of every sort,
And Simon longed to taste a single slice.
Approaching the pie baker with a snort,
And begged for food without proper price.

The baker sneered, "Your coin must first suffice,
Before you bite this golden, flaky crust."
But Simon smiled and gave some odd advice:
"True wealth is found in starlight, not in dust!"

The crowded marketplace began to trust
The penniless philosopher’s strange scheme.
They threw away their wallets in disgust,
To chase after a wild, pastry baked dream.

Thus Simon ate for free while others prayed,
By selling nonsense, all his debts were paid.

Donald Trump, the blasphemer

You, the great blasphemer, did snort 
“I will be Christ. I will be the Most High 
Above the fifty stars and courts 
Above every deity of the sky” 
Worshiping the idol of forts 
With gold and silver, but with no ally 

O orange morning star… O Don 
You will be brought down alive 
By Life, the daughter of Wisdom 
To where no rose can grow and strive 
With no oak tree to rest upon 
With no eagle to arrive 

Trampling you underfoot 
Generations will think 
“Is this that man who put 
The whole earth on the brink 
Turned his kingdom to soot 
Killed liberty in a blink” 


(Influenced by Isaiah 14:12-17)

A coppersmith barbet


O greenish blue neighbour of mine
across my kitchen window, sunning in shine
perching very high on the doctor's house fig tree
resonating your tunk...tunk louder than metronomic glee

Saw you today, puffing your yellow throat,
the silk floss petals plucking with your hand glove
bobbing your red head and flicking bluish tail,
have you tracked a sincere mate?

have you picked a red berry or two for your consort,
hope allopreening is not building on snort?
what about fluttering your blue grey black wings side by side ?
start a "Beak Game" in a full stride?

Keep flight straight, with rapid flaps
Be away from that, extortionist Blue-throated barbet
avoid flying klepto red-vented songbird,
eyeing at your red berries and  burd.
PS:A coppersmith (barbet) , very old next tree neighbour, annoying sometimes by her incessant calls ,many times reminds me that that is how a life goes on


The Third Voice

Spin and curl in nights tangled cradle,
a puzzling witness.
A breakless brain buzzes on -
an endless blunt toothed saw.

The body belches and rumbles
tirelessly works to produce
the odd snort or snore.

All is a stepless stasis on an escalator
speeding to nowhere,
just the random outtakes
from under-rehearsed thoughts,
dying moths dropping into darkness

At last, flesh becomes a glove for a ghost.
A see-through voice,
one that had been left aside
ventures now to charm time.

This is how the All speaks, said one voice.
This is how the All listens, said the other.
A third voice says:
and here is the grace of silence.

Premium Member Have Some Respect

I'm an old man and I may wheeze. 
I may cough and I may sneeze.
If I do any one of these,
don't spank me over your knees.

I may snuffle and I may snort,
I may not grow taller, but instead grow short.
If I do anything of this sort,
don't laugh so hard that you abort.

Premium Member Read at Your Risk

Spring shower,
dew drop flower
in your hair...  
I put it there.

But, only, I confess,
because you chose to read this mess.

A dew drop flower rhyme,
might happen any time.
Dear reader, you may snort,
but sorry, now I can't abort, 
because it is too late.
Chalk it up to fate.

Premium Member This Memory Machine

Memories for sale the ticket master said to me.
You have to enter seventh street, at a quarter after three
You mean in the afternoon, I said, “right?”
He laughed and said “no, our machine does not appear in plain sight.’

It shows up after three a.m. when the world is asleep.
When you get close, you have to approach it in a kind of creep.
there might be storm troopers there; if so, go away.
If they do not shoot you, you can try another day.

But what memories are for sale? I asked. How do I know I’d want them?
They have your favorites-  the ones that made you snort milk onto your chin.
They’ll make you laugh and remember the best times you ever had.
I trusted him, and so I set my alarm for two-thirty, and I felt very glad.

The troopers were there when I started creeping up the street.
I rolled myself into an alley  and had a little bite to eat.
Waiting for them to leave was agony of course.
But they finally did, and I bought a favorite memory of me and my old horse.

I was thrilled and went back to that machine- time after time after time.
Buying memories I had forgotten, they were worth the trouble and my dime.

Premium Member Pattys Pretty Puffed Up Persnickety Pink Piglets

on that fence are the three cutest pigs you ever hope to see
I ran over to look, he was nuts, this city-slicker, Tommy Lee
These are piglets, not pigs, I yelled to him rather snottily.
The piglets began to snort and whistled with glee

We are Patty’s pretty pink piglets, polished and persnickety.
Puffed up and prideful, perhaps you know our uncle Paulie Lee?
They began dancing around on ham hocks, showing off their glee.
I now wanted to meet their amazing mother, the glorious Patty.

Zzzz

Having counted wooly sheep
was woken from a deep delta sleep
in the middle of the night
thought I'd heard a pig snort
but no that can't be right
tho' kicked out of bed
and landing on my head
knew where I stood
for delegated to the floor
then relegated to the room next door
when in no uncertain terms she said,
'You're sawing wood, you snore!'

Not as such a silk purse,
but a sow's ear would be worse.
Not so much a pig in a poke
(jiggery-pokery),
more a poke at a pig in a joke
(piggery-jokery).
All in all,
Sy-hokery!

Still Blinking III

First, remove the eyelids—
they hold too much fiberglass.
Grind streetlight into gunpowder,
cut it with gravel—snort the cocaine dusk.
Take the sidewalk like heretic communion,
metal-flake wine, asphalt host.

She blinks razors.
Stars break in her clavicle.
You don’t touch her—you calibrate.
Banana fingers, bruised and humming,
plucking vapor off the fencepost.
Storm-laced teeth.
Voice as hinge,
breath as cordless vacuum 
throat tightrope over a cheap
motel dirty sink.

We lit the penguin rodeo in her Glacial ribcage.
Called the roots collect.
Spoke in wire glyphs.
The cancer slept in our gums,
soft, radiant.
I opened her chest 
found an IPhone 
still blinking,
still ringing,
with no one left to answer.

Midnight Confessions

First, remove the eyelids—
they hold too much fiberglass.
Grind streetlight into gunpowder,
cut it with gravel—snort the cocaine dusk.
Take the sidewalk like heretic communion,
metal-flake wine, asphalt host.

She blinks razors.
Stars break in her clavicle.
You don’t touch her—you calibrate.
Banana fingers, bruised and humming,
plucking vapor off the fencepost.
Storm-laced teeth.
Voice as hinge,
breath as cordless vacuum 
throat tightrope over a cheap
motel dirty sink.

We lit the penguin rodeo in her Glacial ribcage.
Called the roots collect.
Spoke in wire glyphs.
The cancer slept in our gums,
soft, radiant.
I opened her chest 
found an IPhone 
still blinking,
still ringing,
with no one left to answer.

Premium Member Of Knights and Spandex

The knights that in histories lurk,
They never wore spandex to work.
O’er heroes today
That dress in this way,
The dragons, they snort and they smirk.

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