Short Snort Poems

ears twitch
tail flips up
a snort
a stamp
gone in a flash...

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sloth Silly Billy 
married a pregnant lady
went to sleep and snort...

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frost bitten red nose
Rudolph's rival shining...
ahhhhh CHOO honk honk snort...

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That “keep it simple, stupid” line
Is wise advice, we must opine.
What’s more, some poems make us snort,
It could read, “keep it simply short.”...

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There's a poet named John in Rockport,
Who writes to Jack his cohort.
Every morning by nine,
It's limerick time,
Making me laugh as I try not to snort....

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A Turquoise Noise

Green is gift, I share.
   Hachoo noise made from the spray
and flew through the air.

Excuse, me!


by Martin Braun
July 2, 2023...

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With the way of the world as it is
Need a sense of humor when things get supercilious
Maybe dance a jig
Or snort like a pig
Running naked through streets acting delirious...

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Men have radar when it comes to pretty ladies
It keeps on keeping on, though still in our eighties
Thought by now
Be grazing with cows
Like a hard-charging bull, I snort and roar daily...

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I do not have a favorite sport.
Folks near me cheering laughing, snort.
At times I sit in bleachers,
And watch the gaming creatures.
I much prefer a tasty torte.

© January 20, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen...

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A Coming Out for Trump

Over ocean Trump was party to a coming out;
Were people would snort then twist and shout;
Wife's water broke;
Up then did choke;
Should be drowned and no one had a doubt.

Jim Horn...

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There was a man who needed surgery
Down where you know well let's say the Dead Sea
              They gave him a gown too short
               Then pills same as a quick snort
He danced an Irish Jig and sang whoopee   ...

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Crumbled chalk, the same 
Illusion of thoughts, the game
How dare you distort this mass of energy 
Liar, you snort, hijacking my memory 
Matter over mind,
Forever never declined
Soul crushed under cash
Powder over ash


September 2017...

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Laughter at its fair best
brings reddened eyes, shining tears, and snotty noses
beats the rest

Chuckle or snort
among the riot of roses 
report 

so laugh
none opposes
gaffe!

Laughter at its fair best
among the riot of roses
gaffe!...

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I've grabbed a thousand bagels
and my oven mitts fell short
Of keeping me from burning self
and holding my own snort

And now I know that thickness better
and shop for what I like
When thickness means a lot of money
meant to spend on physce...

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Her memory is short
She will forget the frightful anger that made her
Growl and snort

Her mood won't last
She'll forget I disobeyed her
Quite fast

The moon
Will persuade her
Soon

Her memory is short
She'll forget I disobeyed her
Soon...

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Dark eyes Crazyed at the same time . 
them beautiful lies. cuting against your
mine dont  deny you snort coke some time .
no family by your side .got sold to the blined guy 
he looks about 35.you a pro fulltime,you where 9.
now with a deranged mind...

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M E O W

Mournful howls snorts cat saying hello.
Encouraging coos obviate please don’t go.
Odd rustlings mask stop this.
Weird howls snort say’s the cat.



3/4/2020
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.  2020©...

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Cletus finds comfort in Southern Comfort

   The day is lost if he don't have a snort

      He doesn't like Four Roses

         Old Turkey he opposes

            He prefers Southern Comfort by the quart

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Spiritual ways personified gladly 
Choices given to her easily in her dreams 
Her relaxed soul hears her spirit guides
Her power animals snort and hiss.
She hears Grandmother Sky, who is persistent.
Sage wisdom oozes into her mind state
Internalized as she slumbers, unaware...

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A chuckle,
A snicker,
A giggle,
A short little laugh.
A snort,
A guffaw,
A roll on the floor,
Nearly in tears I realize I am not alone in the room.
An eye brow rises at my odd conniption.
I merely point breathlessly at the corner.
Once more the cat has gotten its head caught in a plastic cup....

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The prettiest thing I
have ever seen is how
the wings of a butterfly
slice through the air
so fluidly. This consistency
makes me feel ugly. This is
my consistency: I snort 
cocaine, over and over. There
is one certainty, when my
high wears off I will
fall
back
again
into 
My 
suspicious 
life....

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Old McDonald had a car
  Ha-ha hardy-har-har
And in his car he had some coke
  Ho-ho, what a dumb bloke

With a snort-snort here
  And a snort-snort there
Here a snort, there a snort
  Everywhere a snort-snort

Old McDonald snorted coke
  But the cop who was with him
    He took a long toke...

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.
 
                grunt
                groan
              grumble
                   i
                snort

      not at the white dust
          yet at the gust
             the blast
                burst
               breeze
   
heaven's breathe that carried 
         my mother away...

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what breach of faith
has time wrought?
like cannonballs
through ramparts and walls
each day bores on,
unflinchingly through page after page
of sickening drivel.

the sun contentedly wallowing
in its yellow sty turns over
without a snort.

at day's end it seeks other fields
to root and hog.

(undated 1979)...

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we got reports about wars of all sorts
being fought in and out of forts
the retort of some is to snort fire
right before they expire
breathe in breathe out,
twist, shout
scream liar liar with pants on
or off
short changed, and undressed
in the streets,
dead or half way there
far from home
wherever you may Rome...

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