Skidded Poems - Poems about Skidded

...I grew tired of those Montana mountains was ready to give up that life for good So I packed up my kit and kaboodle and headed off to a new neighborhood They loaded me onto this cattle car went......Read the rest...

...I walked into my closet last week dressed in naught but socks and underwear I bent over to pick up my boots surprise-- a furry creature was there So I yelped and jumped back a few steps I’ll s......Read the rest...

...The sound of metal scraping on asphalt, echoed through the frosty morning air, as the trailer slid and skidded, leaving chaos and destruction there. The semi-truck came hurtling fast, its trailer s......Read the rest...

...Vlad Putin was dealing with state affairs On his way back he skidded down the stairs You could smell the foul gas Cos' he ruptured his a.s.s No get well wishes because nobody cares. H......Read the rest...

...We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone. So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week. Here are three more from me. Please join......Read the rest...

...IV. Fronds whipped their faces, they dashed through the trees, more shrill, raspy growls rose behind them, creatures crashed through forest, giving them chase, they weren’t that fast, but came re......Read the rest...

...I read a poem of Hank’s and something caught me happy Suddenly my own poem came flipping out of my mind. She skidded down my nose and skipped onto the page, slip slappy. I watched her progress; sh......Read the rest...

...A hunter boy born to God fearing parents Was taught from his very early childhood; Failure to attend church on Sundays needed penitence As it was an act of defying God and dishonoring His ......Read the rest...

...When Sherriff Connolly came to Red Flat’s town, Tte citizens came in from all around, they had hotly anticipated this, for too long they felt they had been helpless. Now Connolly had heard of t......Read the rest...

...Been running like the devil with his pants on fire. Tearing up a rutted road with no spare tire. Racing toward the sunset in a reckless mood While the tension turns my knuckles white And I grit m......Read the rest...

...It was a good morning until I went to the bathroom and fell, slipped and skidded across the floor in my hubby's hair gel. In pain, I tried descending the stairs to scramble some eggs, but I tripp......Read the rest...

...There was a plumber called Billy O'Toole Hired a dimwit who turned out quite a fool Soil pipe he didn't secure There was a stench of manure And all the downstairs became a cesspool. The ow......Read the rest...

...A fine August day to be a dragon, Blackberry thought He was playing in the sun with his friends, the forget me knots Nasty Blueberry dragon had been kind of mean to them, So Blackberry Dragon show......Read the rest...

...Each year we drive to the south of Spain to soak up the sun's warm rays But we like to maintain a leisurely pace, so it takes us two full days Which means we stay at Hotel-and-Go, that sadly has ......Read the rest...

...O'Dowd An old hunter by the name of O'Dowd Shooting tigers for fun made him feel proud Had trouble with his gun There was no time to run Now lies covered on a slab with a shroud.. ......Read the rest...