Big Apple

I grew tired of those Montana mountains was ready to give up that life for good So I packed up my kit and kaboodle and headed off to a new neighborhood They loaded me onto this cattle car went flying faster’n poop through a goose. Then we skidded down in New York City the place that is famous for their big fruit That place was supposed to be all fast paced I could hardly wait to see all the sights But after three hours in the taxi hadn’t found the place I was staying the night As I was riding in that yellow car the man said unemployment was real high I was pretty sure he was joshen’ me there‘s ‘help wanted’ at each place we went by If there’s one thing I learned about that trip if I should again get the itch to roam I’ll just tuck my money into my mattress cause it’s best to just keep my butt at home