Short Surgeon Poems

Number of patients expecting to be
waking up with a groucho mask on
and a mirror to hand...

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Jacob van Riusdaelb
from his landscapes we can tell
his very precise detail
also as a surgeon did not fail...

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Poet Robert Bridges
originally a surgeon his obit says
This change worked out just great
he became Poet Laureate...

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Testicular cancer is every 
man’s horror. It’s bad enough
his wife has cut him off,
now his surgeon too?

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A surgeon dreams of slicing livers.
A dentist dreams of teeth and gums.
Proctologists envision fingers
and thumbs....

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A surgical scissor cuts
To heal a man out of sorts
The surgeon operates the malignance 
To remove the cancer of belligerence...

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“Hey, when is my turn?”
asks the horse.
“Hold your horses,” 
says the plastic surgeon,
“while I give the duck
a quick nip and tuck.”...

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John Keats qualified as a surgeon apothecary
before concocting his poetry
He also wrote ballads & odes
but sonnets were his  favourite mode...

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Ophelia had cancerous breasts
According to all of the tests
But old Doctor Kaiser
Was simply a miser
Who plundered the most treasured chests...

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Entering relaxed and delicate 
The surgeon adjusts the tiny strands
Taking care to strike completely the offending fiber
Like a medical ninja...

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A fine poet and doctor is he

But my chats with him stopped suddenly.

He cut into me good.

It makes sense that he would

since his specialty is surgery!...

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When my body begins to burgeon, 
I go to see my plastic surgeon. 
His magic tucks and nips 
will make me smaller hips;
but he just smiles and says, “Stop splurgin'.”...

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we see surgeon generals warnings and oh my godding but not this.to-wit with 
the wit to undertsand.my up cut man done behand kate beckinsale.well,what fell 
when i did?...

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there was a young surgeon named Bob
who learned his craft on the job
on a post op exam
with stethoscope in hand
realized where he left his Swiss watch and fob
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Hair today, gone tomorrow,
My follicles falling to my sorrow,
Ten thousand dollars to my surgeon,
Some people think I might be splurgin', 
But I can't wait for my new hair to grow....

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Who knew it would be in the cards
that I’d be preparing Swiss chard.
Saute’d in extra-virgin,
you’ll avoid the heart surgeon,
but it tastes much better with lard!
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Hickory dickory dock, the mouse got an electric shock
Thought he would die but only his ears interlocked
Could hear himself think
His life on the brink
Surgeon said, “try giving your head a good bop”...

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Hickory dickory dock, the mouse got an electric shock
Thought he would die but only his ears interlocked
Could hear himself think
His life on the brink
A surgeon said, “try giving your head a good bop”...

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Hickory dickory dock, the mouse got an electric shock
Thought he would die but only his ears interlocked
Could hear himself think
His life on the blink
Surgeon said try giving your head a real good bop...

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Cut me cut me! Oh scalpel of thy surgeon,
Expose my inner organs to the world to see,
As I lay on the operating table helplessly,
My life now lies in the hands of those standing over me,
I live if they did right and I die if they don’t....

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When darkness styled me for a while
He deftly like a surgeon broke the spell
Begin we dropping dangled from a chute
From above we land one step from hell

Remember … You jumped and pulled the ripcord to start the journey...

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I'd like to be so witty,
But I don't know how it's done,
My brain's been on malfunction
And it doesn't seem to run.
I went to a gynecologist,
But he said, "Wrong door Gup,"
You definitely need a brain surgeon,
Your lump's a little further up."...

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Hey Tom Cunningham, you could help bring Putin down,
Plastic surgery has made him into a legendary clown,
Ridicule him whilst highlighting his inhumanity,
Mock him but telling of his insanity,
Advise him his plastic surgeon should give him a frown...

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Horrendously explosive nimble ball juggler
Athletic and Ever-Attacking game shuffler
Maradona upgraded and improved version
Awesomely admiring soccer surgeon
Ruthless with the heart and strength of a Lion
Devours the opponent with the boot of an iron...

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i am a figure, a mystery person, you don't know me, i want to be a poet, i want to be a surgeon. i am not real, a figment of your imagination, i am a shadow, i am your creation. i am a life driver, and a late arriver, i survived life, i am a soul survivor....

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