Vain Animals

“Hey, when is my turn?”
asks the horse.
“Hold your horses,” 
says the plastic surgeon,
“while I give the duck
a quick nip and tuck.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
January 19, 2019 at 11:34 PM
Giggles galore ;D xomo!
Chan Avatar
January 20, 2019 at 1:57 AM
Thank you, Maureen :)
Krutsinger Avatar
January 19, 2019 at 10:50 PM
HILARIOUS Bernard. So much fun!
Chan Avatar
January 20, 2019 at 1:57 AM
Thank you, Caren :)
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