John Williams Poet Rhyme

Gup

I'd like to be so witty,
But I don't know how it's done,
My brain's been on malfunction
And it doesn't seem to run.
I went to a gynecologist,
But he said, "Wrong door Gup,"
You definitely need a brain surgeon,
Your lump's a little further up."

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Viv Wigley April 13, 2015 at 12:09 AM Reminds me of the guy who went to hospital to have his tonsils out but ended up having a vasectomy because they wheeled his trolly into theatre the wrong way round........ Fun verse, John. Regards, Viv John Williams April 13, 2015 at 2:44 AM Your comment is so funny Viv---have you written a poem { or limerick } about it. If not, you should. Thank you as always Viv for taking the time to read my poems. Kind regards----John

Jack Ellison April 12, 2015 at 8:51 PM OKAY! You and I are definitely from the same naughty origins! Love the humour... the world needs it! Cheers, Jack John Williams April 13, 2015 at 2:47 AM Not a limerick, but it made me laugh so much when I wrote it about 20 years ago Jack. I think it might have been some kind of limerick impulse trying to get out. I don't think I knew what a limerick was 20 years ago. Thanks very much for your comment Jack....John

Tim Smith April 11, 2015 at 10:59 PM haha....great John Williams April 12, 2015 at 4:07 AM Thanks Tim, ...glad it gave you a laugh.....kind regards-----John