Gup

I'd like to be so witty, But I don't know how it's done, My brain's been on malfunction And it doesn't seem to run. I went to a gynecologist, But he said, "Wrong door Gup," You definitely need a brain surgeon, Your lump's a little further up."

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Viv Wigley

Date: 4/13/2015 12:09:00 AM

Reminds me of the guy who went to hospital to have his tonsils out but ended up having a vasectomy because they wheeled his trolly into theatre the wrong way round........ Fun verse, John. Regards, Viv

John Williams
Date: 4/13/2015 2:44:00 AM

Your comment is so funny Viv---have you written a poem { or limerick } about it. If not, you should. Thank you as always Viv for taking the time to read my poems. Kind regards----John

Jack Ellison

Date: 4/12/2015 8:51:00 PM

OKAY! You and I are definitely from the same naughty origins! Love the humour... the world needs it! Cheers, Jack

John Williams
Date: 4/13/2015 2:47:00 AM

Not a limerick, but it made me laugh so much when I wrote it about 20 years ago Jack. I think it might have been some kind of limerick impulse trying to get out. I don't think I knew what a limerick was 20 years ago. Thanks very much for your comment Jack....John

Tim Smith

Date: 4/11/2015 10:59:00 PM

haha....great

John Williams
Date: 4/12/2015 4:07:00 AM

Thanks Tim, ...glad it gave you a laugh.....kind regards-----John