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Bald Facts

Hair today, gone tomorrow,
My follicles falling to my sorrow,
Ten thousand dollars to my surgeon,
Some people think I might be splurgin', 
But I can't wait for my new hair to grow.

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Jack Ellison

April 11, 2015 at 4:42 PM

I'm an old dude of 79 and still have hair! How about that!!! Cheers, Jack

John Williams

April 11, 2015 at 6:31 PM

Jack, that's one of the reasons why the girls all love you........ Hey Jack, why don't other poets wear socks? ..........because you've written the socks off them !!!.........thanks for reading my poem Jack......John

Lindsay Laurie

April 8, 2015 at 5:21 PM

G'day John... you've got to ring up Shane Warne, John. He'll not only have you with a head full of hair, but you'll be spinning out batsmen left, right, and centre. Catch you soon John - Lindsay

John Williams

April 8, 2015 at 6:40 PM

Hello Lindsay, .......what's the difference between a Warne leg-spinner and a Warner leg-spinner?............................................... .....an r Catch you soon { and the umpire will hold up his finger }.....John