Short Stinks Poems
Short Stinks Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stinks by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stinks by length and keyword.
odor took its toll
yellow foam twist down the hole
…spinning in the bowl
By Robb A. Kopp
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Categories:
stinks, allegory, life
Form:
Senryu
Everything stinks, nothing smells, as smell is the province of the nose and stink the invader of such provincial boundaries.
Categories:
stinks, word play, words,
Form:
Monoku
Missed links
Clawed wings, blue cheeks,
Rufous crest, maroon eyes
Gawky gait, baffling diet, odd
Bird stinks*
*Hoatzin bird
Categories:
stinks, bird,
Form:
Cinquain
I boldly go where no-one has gone before
I will suffice
I will damage
I will element
I will dangerous
I will suffice
I will damage
Good Luck!
Categories:
stinks, caregiving,
Form:
Bio
Max it's no secret
Your shoe talk vote stinks so walk'
No more time Biden'
Afgan so no win'
Disguise maybe hair afro?
The jigs up Mr Smart
Categories:
stinks, absence, america, analogy, anxiety, betrayal, childhood, conflict,
Form:
Senryu
in his hand a beer can
on the corner he stand
he winks
and he stinks
he make a pass and pass gas
his name we call
dan
he was a
DRITY OLD MAN
Categories:
stinks, adventure, men,
Form:
Light Verse
I don’t want to ever implement
A device to get out excrement
When constipated
Food’s over rated
Stinks to use this to any extent
Russell Sivey
Categories:
stinks, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
oxymoronic
cruel kindness of blacks and blues
ink blots as its spent
sweating profusely…it stinks
a stagnant pond with no life
Categories:
stinks, imagery,
Form:
Tanka
Fools Game
Fools game
So lame
She hurts
don’t skirt
don’t lie
deny
she thinks
he stinks
he farts
departs.
Written: 6/9/15
Theresa
Categories:
stinks, fun,
Form:
Footle
The weather outside is crappy
Sure recall this timely old ditty
Der Bingle, methinks
Never loved it, it stinks
“Let It Snow” it ain't that witty
Categories:
stinks, weather,
Form:
Limerick
Barbara writes poetry, or so she thinks
Unfortunately her stuff really stinks
Her haiku is bad
And her rhyme is sad
Just one more post and the ”soup" will need drinks
Categories:
stinks, funny,
Form:
Limerick
oh, chemistry
why are you so cruel.
why are you so difficult.
I'm trying so hard here.
I gave up on one dream,
please don't crush my last remaining hope
for happiness.
Categories:
stinks, life
Form:
Free verse
We hear her mutter,
To cover the "flutter".
What a spoof,
We heard the "poof".
Such a hoot,
When she "toots".
And it never ever stinks!
We know it, "wink, wink, wink."
Categories:
stinks, body, crazy, fate, fun, giggle, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
malcontents crapping on democracy
then complaining about how it stinks
the anarchist and antichrist
keepers of the stagnate stye
It is the eve before the prince of peace
Categories:
stinks, paradise, peace, places,
Form:
Limerick
Dad thinks
Kid stinks
Gets up
Sniffs butt ….
Oh phew!
Big pooh
Crappy
Nappy
Change me
Quickly
Clean flesh
Smells fresh
15th September 2014
Categories:
stinks, baby, humorous,
Form:
Footle
My English is a bit
What rhymes with tit
And my spelling is awful
But my grammar is worse
And my punctuation stinks
So at very best
My Poetry is
Awful tit bit's that stink
Categories:
stinks, truth,
Form:
Free verse
It surely stinks down under the sink
Something must've died down there, methinks
Maybe a rat
Or maybe our cat
You'd think we'd have missed our sweet “tiddleywinks”
Categories:
stinks, fun,
Form:
Limerick
It surely stinks down under the sink
Something must've died down there, methinks
Maybe a rat
Or maybe our cat
You'd think we'd have missed our sweet “tiddleywinks”
Categories:
stinks, pets,
Form:
Limerick
When Janice ate fish on the quay,
Next morning her pee smelled fishy,
She said Oh MY God
My pee smells of cod
Fish odour I did not foresee!
05/23/21
Categories:
stinks, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Sweet ladybugs are not so ladylike
When frightened by oldster or a young tike
Squirting yellow liquid that tastes horrible and stinks
Putrid smelling, worse than corpses of six rotting minks.
Categories:
stinks, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
“Poetry is useless,” she thinks,
“especially mine, 'cause it stinks!
But what can I do?
I can’t follow through
on any sort of sensible job training, even that of learning to rhyme properly.”
Categories:
stinks, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
This poem stinks
Write, scratch, think, scream
Just blink, thoughts gone
Contest: Any theme Than-Bauk Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
Written: 01-31-2019
Categories:
stinks, funny, writing,
Form:
Than-Bauk
In the suburbs
The firepits
Are lite to burn
Whatever it it is-
To burned stinks
With the thick scent
The air is thick
Making it hard to breathe
Firepits do not belong
In the suburbs
Categories:
stinks, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
I’m dining with my uncle Bart
And release an SBD fart
My fart stinks like hell
But Bartie can’t tell
Because we’re two meters apart!
(sbd = silent but deadly)
08/06/21
Categories:
stinks, humorous, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Sister Susie sits shelling shellfish in summer
Shelling shellfish sister Susie sits
Shellfish scent secreted on Susie’s sundress…
Sadly sister Susie stinks!
16th June 2016
Categories:
stinks, child, humorous, summer,
Form:
Alliteration