She Stinks of Fish - Humour Warning

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When Janice ate fish on the quay, Next morning her pee smelled fishy, She said Oh MY God My pee smells of cod Fish odour I did not foresee! 05/23/21

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Date: 5/24/2021 3:07:00 PM
Ha ha ha, Jan. Your limerick is perfect! Probably I shouldn't eat that much fish which I usually do. The video is awesome - a classic OMG! Love ~ Mala
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Date: 5/24/2021 3:10:00 PM
Thanks so much Mala I had such fun writing this poem, we are having fish for tea tomorrow lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/24/2021 2:53:00 PM
Great one Jan, I’m laughing here, as you just triggered a memory of my childhood, ever hear of pis#y ray I remember back in the day people complaining they where selling it in the local chip shop I never believed it, but I’ve learned apparently when ray are manhandled they release an ammonia like substance into their body to discourage attack, hence the name, cheers David
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David Kavanagh
Date: 5/24/2021 3:20:00 PM
Cod only knows, what you’ll come up with, I look forward to reading cheers
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2021 3:00:00 PM
Oh that's a new one on me lol but you learn something every day, got another bawdy little number for tomorrow lol, i watched the entire series of 'friends' with my son during our first lockdown and finally have done a poem on Janice's catch phrase:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/24/2021 12:02:00 PM
Funny one, Jan! I do eat a lot of fish, so maybe that's why people stay away from me :) Enjoyed your great limerick! Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 5/24/2021 12:05:00 PM
lol thanks Carolyn I watched all seasons of friends with my son during our first lock down and have finally been able to use Janice's catch phrase in a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2021 5:12:00 AM
You brighten my night Jan, with this funny limerick. Blessings xxoo
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Date: 5/24/2021 11:35:00 AM
Thanks Connie, I will NEVER stop trying to make folk smile, if I write a bawdy poem I put 'bawdy' in the title so people can choose not to read it but I will not tolerate being bullied and belittled on soup:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/24/2021 2:18:00 AM
A drink with mint would do wonders. Hugs.
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Date: 5/24/2021 2:38:00 AM
lol Victor:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 9:19:00 PM
Hello Jan ... then she should have a big bowl of asparagus and that will cure the fish smell - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 5/24/2021 2:38:00 AM
lol Thanks Lindsay, keep the humour flowing we need more in our lives:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 6:28:00 PM
Keep them laughing I say, better then keeping them crying, unless they are happy tears. I appreciate your sense of humor. Thanks for always putting a smile on my face dear friend. xo
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Date: 5/24/2021 2:37:00 AM
Thanks Vie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 1:55:00 PM
Cute. You are talented at humor for sure. Love it. God bless you always, Love, Gina
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Date: 5/23/2021 2:00:00 PM
Thanks Regina, not everyone appreciates my witty poems but rest assured I am here to stay, Limericks, by nature of the form are allowed to be bawdy and i will not be bullied into stopping writing my poems:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 12:51:00 PM
Lol, Nicely done Jan.. soup mail
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Date: 5/23/2021 1:58:00 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) replied xx
Date: 5/23/2021 12:13:00 PM
Now everyone can equate reeking fish to friends .....thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/23/2021 2:57:00 PM
ha ha ha Terry:-) hugs jan xx
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/23/2021 2:17:00 PM
Completely out of left field, it was on TV a few days ago that a good percentage of children think that fish fingers........... are CHICKEN? You what?
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 1:57:00 PM
ha ha ha gives fish fingers a new meaning i guess lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 12:08:00 PM
Ha x 100... fabulously funny, Jan. Love it. Terry
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Date: 5/23/2021 1:55:00 PM
Thanks Terry I watched all the series of friends with son during our first lockdown and i have finally managed to use Janice as my inspiration lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 11:06:00 AM
Good job she didn't have curry sauce with it lol. Tom
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Date: 5/23/2021 11:54:00 AM
hahaha:-) i only watched friends all the way through with son when we first went into lockdown lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 10:01:00 AM
Ha, a very humorous fishy Limerick Jan. Belle:-) x
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Date: 5/23/2021 10:10:00 AM
Thanks Belle:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 9:51:00 AM
Lol! Jan, What a well penned “smelly” write. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis
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Date: 5/23/2021 9:59:00 AM
Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/23/2021 9:37:00 AM
OMG is right Jan! COD!!!! This is so timely too!! well done Happy Sunday!
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Date: 5/23/2021 9:39:00 AM
LOL Mike, love the new avatar btw:-) I had fun writing this i watched the series of friends with my son during the first lockdown we had last year:-) Happy Sunday:-) hugs Jan xx
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