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When Janice ate fish on the quay, Next morning her pee smelled fishy, She said Oh MY God My pee smells of cod Fish odour I did not foresee! 05/23/21

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Jthingz Abdul

Date: 6/1/2021 7:39:00 PM

Good one Jan, you really are the best at limericks. Keep em coming! Hugs, Justin.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/13/2021 3:29:00 PM

aww thanks Justin i love writing this form:-) hugs jan xx

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 5/24/2021 3:07:00 PM

Ha ha ha, Jan. Your limerick is perfect! Probably I shouldn't eat that much fish which I usually do. The video is awesome - a classic OMG! Love ~ Mala

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2021 3:10:00 PM

Thanks so much Mala I had such fun writing this poem, we are having fish for tea tomorrow lol:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 5/24/2021 2:53:00 PM

Great one Jan, I’m laughing here, as you just triggered a memory of my childhood, ever hear of pis#y ray I remember back in the day people complaining they where selling it in the local chip shop I never believed it, but I’ve learned apparently when ray are manhandled they release an ammonia like substance into their body to discourage attack, hence the name, cheers David

David Kavanagh
Date: 5/24/2021 3:20:00 PM

Cod only knows, what you’ll come up with, I look forward to reading cheers

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2021 3:00:00 PM

Oh that's a new one on me lol but you learn something every day, got another bawdy little number for tomorrow lol, i watched the entire series of 'friends' with my son during our first lockdown and finally have done a poem on Janice's catch phrase:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 5/24/2021 12:02:00 PM

Funny one, Jan! I do eat a lot of fish, so maybe that's why people stay away from me :) Enjoyed your great limerick! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2021 12:05:00 PM

lol thanks Carolyn I watched all seasons of friends with my son during our first lock down and have finally been able to use Janice's catch phrase in a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/24/2021 5:12:00 AM

You brighten my night Jan, with this funny limerick. Blessings xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2021 11:35:00 AM

Thanks Connie, I will NEVER stop trying to make folk smile, if I write a bawdy poem I put 'bawdy' in the title so people can choose not to read it but I will not tolerate being bullied and belittled on soup:-( hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/24/2021 2:18:00 AM

A drink with mint would do wonders. Hugs.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2021 2:38:00 AM

lol Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/23/2021 9:19:00 PM

Hello Jan ... then she should have a big bowl of asparagus and that will cure the fish smell - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2021 2:38:00 AM

lol Thanks Lindsay, keep the humour flowing we need more in our lives:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 5/23/2021 6:28:00 PM

Keep them laughing I say, better then keeping them crying, unless they are happy tears. I appreciate your sense of humor. Thanks for always putting a smile on my face dear friend. xo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2021 2:37:00 AM

Thanks Vie:-) hugs Jan xx

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 5/23/2021 1:55:00 PM

Cute. You are talented at humor for sure. Love it. God bless you always, Love, Gina

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 2:00:00 PM

Thanks Regina, not everyone appreciates my witty poems but rest assured I am here to stay, Limericks, by nature of the form are allowed to be bawdy and i will not be bullied into stopping writing my poems:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 5/23/2021 12:51:00 PM

Lol, Nicely done Jan.. soup mail

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 1:58:00 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) replied xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/23/2021 12:13:00 PM

Now everyone can equate reeking fish to friends .....thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 2:57:00 PM

ha ha ha Terry:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood
Date: 5/23/2021 2:17:00 PM

Completely out of left field, it was on TV a few days ago that a good percentage of children think that fish fingers........... are CHICKEN? You what?

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 1:57:00 PM

ha ha ha gives fish fingers a new meaning i guess lol:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 5/23/2021 12:08:00 PM

Ha x 100... fabulously funny, Jan. Love it. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 1:55:00 PM

Thanks Terry I watched all the series of friends with son during our first lockdown and i have finally managed to use Janice as my inspiration lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/23/2021 11:06:00 AM

Good job she didn't have curry sauce with it lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 11:54:00 AM

hahaha:-) i only watched friends all the way through with son when we first went into lockdown lol:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 5/23/2021 10:01:00 AM

Ha, a very humorous fishy Limerick Jan. Belle:-) x

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 10:10:00 AM

Thanks Belle:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/23/2021 9:51:00 AM

Lol! Jan, What a well penned “smelly” write. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 9:59:00 AM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 5/23/2021 9:37:00 AM

OMG is right Jan! COD!!!! This is so timely too!! well done Happy Sunday!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2021 9:39:00 AM

LOL Mike, love the new avatar btw:-) I had fun writing this i watched the series of friends with my son during the first lockdown we had last year:-) Happy Sunday:-) hugs Jan xx