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Ladies Don'T Fart

We hear her mutter, To cover the "flutter". What a spoof, We heard the "poof". Such a hoot, When she "toots". And it never ever stinks! We know it, "wink, wink, wink."

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Date: 10/8/2021 11:32:00 AM
What a fun story/write. True, a lady will never fart, pass gas maybe. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Have a blessed day.............
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Date: 10/7/2021 1:44:00 PM
'''spandex bubbles looking for a way out...
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Virginia Gelok
Date: 10/8/2021 7:11:00 AM
Thats the truth! lol Thanks for the comment.
Date: 10/7/2021 11:49:00 AM
A very witty ditty:-) hugs Jan xx
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Virginia Gelok
Date: 10/8/2021 7:11:00 AM
Thanks so much
Date: 10/7/2021 11:26:00 AM
Give a woman a blow and the wind has nowhere else to go . . . . . .
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Virginia Gelok
Date: 10/8/2021 7:12:00 AM
Leave it to you.. lol
Date: 10/7/2021 9:13:00 AM
Oh, Virginia, this is precious. FUNNY! I loved your rhymes, which were so appropriate to your subject.
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Virginia Gelok
Date: 10/8/2021 7:13:00 AM
Thankyou. Not my favorite subject but had a 'blast' writing it.

Book: Shattered Sighs