Ladies Don'T Fart

We hear her mutter,
To cover the "flutter".
What a spoof,
We heard the "poof".
Such a hoot,
When she "toots".
And it never ever stinks!
We know it, "wink, wink, wink."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Goldsmith Avatar
October 8, 2021 at 11:32 AM
What a fun story/write. True, a lady will never fart, pass gas maybe. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Have a blessed day.............
Lawless Avatar
October 7, 2021 at 1:44 PM
'''spandex bubbles looking for a way out...
Gelok Avatar
October 8, 2021 at 7:11 AM
Thats the truth! lol Thanks for the comment.
Allison Avatar
October 7, 2021 at 11:49 AM
A very witty ditty:-) hugs Jan xx
Gelok Avatar
October 8, 2021 at 7:11 AM
Thanks so much
Leffanta Avatar
October 7, 2021 at 11:26 AM
Give a woman a blow and the wind has nowhere else to go . . . . . .
Gelok Avatar
October 8, 2021 at 7:12 AM
Leave it to you.. lol
Hankins Avatar
October 7, 2021 at 9:13 AM
Oh, Virginia, this is precious. FUNNY! I loved your rhymes, which were so appropriate to your subject.
Gelok Avatar
October 8, 2021 at 7:13 AM
Thankyou. Not my favorite subject but had a 'blast' writing it.
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