Short Runt Poems

when things we will want
even though a little runt
down may have to hunt...

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In baseball, a player may bunt
In football, a player may punt
But in bedroom sports
A lady cavorts
In a frantic search for a runt...

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Dislike me, you can
But it is something I'll never understand--
Fear me, if you want
But I am only a runt--
A giant in mind and a lover in kind...

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why bark for oneself
when gullibility rules,
the runt of the cur
rushes to aid one’s master
rogue awaits to shuffle pack.

 © Harry J Horsman 2014...

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Josh once had a small tick on his rear
And yelled at it to get out of here
So the pesky runt
Crawled around front
And took a long walk on a short pier...

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We have this guy who’s a covert spy.
This sneaky little runt is named Cy.
Like a fly on the wall,
this Cy can hear it all.
He knows all that goes on in this sty....

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nothing much to see here
miniature ethereal faerie boy
sharing a decorated porcelain teapot
with baby runt of the litter kitty,
world problems solved in an hour
updates posted tomorrow...

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I See Some Said Las's Manners Died

Am afraid inappropriate words rhyme with stunt,
I prefer not to hunt down so I shunt to be blunt,
Walking death,
In each breath,
Or have to punt though sure am such a little runt.

Jim Horn...

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ladies who swear should not be heard,
to cuss and shout the foul F word; their
delicate fingers must never be raised, to
form the v-shaped, rhymes  with luck.

and if real anger takes the brunt, please 
do not say what rhymes with runt; just 
stick to what us men know best;  silence
tis what we detest....

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An Angel of Justice
Cometh on earth

Judgeth all people
Those good and those bad

Taketh under his wings
All of the innocent

The rest lives in fear
Those are condemned

Her eyes are white
And as bright as sun

Who looketh inside
Becomes a weak runt

Thou shalt be afraid
Every night, every day

An Angel awaits
For vengeance on earth...

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Please do not annoy me today.
Best yet to quietly sneak away.
I took a sleeping pill too late.
So waking up I did so hate.
I am in no mood to be nice at all.
My glass of milk spilled down a wall.
My favorite blouse had a spill on the front.
Someone called me a little runt.
Please do not annoy me today.
Best to quietly sneak away....

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it loves me
it loves me not
this ball of id and fiery snot

bleet bleet bleet
the runt of life 
this shallow sheep
stomping Gossomer mice.
Eating shadows keeping score
a sagging Teet 
a dripping bore.
The game is up, the pinball tilts
this tired game of slag and silt.

It loves me 
It loves me not
this ball of id and fiery snot....

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There once was a prig in the mud.
His mouth full of dirt and no suds.
His serpentine tongue,
The poop that it flung -
No prince of the charm and no stud.

Fine dame was his choice for the hunt.
She rolled both her eyes - he’s too blunt.
The cock of his walk
and eyes that did gawk -
This ding-a-ling’s only a runt.

5/27/2019

Syllables 8/8/5/5/8...

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I had to wait in a line for a urinal one day.
This was during a home game in May.
In front of me was an example of a pipsqueak.
This little guy looked very worthless and weak.
What he did would seem very peculiar.
He voided enough urine to fill Lake Superior.
Standing behind this runt was no fun.
I wondered when this guy’s urinating would be done.
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Striped small headed cat name of Mr. Tee
He does not have any idea how it came to be
But his body is huge, and his head is small
He is fluffy, but looks enormously tall
I am out of kilter, he says, with a wheeze
Hoping his litter mates will not torment or tease.
We love you striped small head! The runt promptly said.
Besides you are not half as ugly as our bro, Mr. Ed....

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you'll feel better when you admit,i get by you lickety split.do you have sexual 
requirements/two times it.the money comes,in three yers,whats has changed?
be dears.do you fear it?old hag from old dominion,little runt scold the 
children.what time is it,where you are?your a star if you ride hard.i do.i true.you 
no.you know.ill take any of you to the moon,take you on,bring the broom,silly 
room....

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The only game to be found was one tiny runt
Goddess Diana was sent by the gods to help with the hunt
The forest was amazed at her animal power
She unleashed cumulus clouds who brought down a shower
During the storm beasts came tr to the meadow
Many fabulous specimens were leveled by bow
Can you come again soon? Asked a hunter named Todd.
I think you can do it yourself, Diana said. Thinking his request odd....

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Hair of blonde
Eyes color of two
to say that I am fond
Does no justice to feelings for you

You look the most like me
although act like me no
the girls seem to see
what we already know

You are a card
no fear for embarrassment
School will be hard
I could see you being charged with harassment

Will have a way with the ladies
This I can already see
stay away from the ones that are crazy
learn the lesson from me...

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A thousand chirping birds
have landed in the grass
Some are showing their beaks
Some are showing their sass

My neighbor needs a ride
He is down on his luck
He don't give to the poor
So I don't give a truck

My ex stands at four foot four
With no effort to be blunt
She says I'm kind of dumb 
I say she's kind of a runt

I ate up all our pickles  
My wife sure had a big fit
I said I'm full of pickles
But she says I'm full of spit...

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No? You don't have pity on me? You should!
   I'm sure you'd rather be a stick of wood
Food that doesn't smell so good, if you could
   ~ Rather than be me ...

Spend your days rained on, snowed on
   Hailed on, stepped on -- why stop here? --
Spat on, urinated and dumped on
   ~  Sniff my coat of rancid beer

What I've suffered, what I have endured
   From yellow rivers to cursed curs' turds -- 
The very thought of it all is too gross for words...

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Used to call him ‘half-pint’
  He was a sawed-off runt
He’d down his drink in seconds
  Then he’d burp and grunt

Manners had he zero
   He’d grown up down and out
Roughest patch was X-mas Time
   All alone, he’d bawl and pout

But then came New Year’s Day
  when this runt became a king
He’d toast the Strumpet, Fortune
  removing her g-string… 

In the morning he’d awaken
  and reach for his good luck
But he’d clutch an empty pillow
  ~ back seat of a pick-up truck...

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As the runt of the litter
I knew she would be mine
A black ‘n white ball of fur 
She was one of a kind.

Wrapped me ‘round her finger
With her little rounded ears
And little button nosed face
Looked at me and meowed “Cheers”.

She grew up so very fast and
Totally pampered and fun
She was the light in my heart
As she’d hop and play and run.

But she did not stay with me long
A pedigree, is not always best
She was so special but died young
I loved her more than all the rest!...

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