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Toast the Strumpet, Fortune

Used to call him ‘half-pint’ He was a sawed-off runt He’d down his drink in seconds Then he’d burp and grunt Manners had he zero He’d grown up down and out Roughest patch was X-mas Time All alone, he’d bawl and pout But then came New Year’s Day when this runt became a king He’d toast the Strumpet, Fortune removing her g-string… In the morning he’d awaken and reach for his good luck But he’d clutch an empty pillow ~ back seat of a pick-up truck

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Date: 4/28/2022 10:38:00 AM
Especially good one, gw. I always thought you were a Chicago rich kid!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/28/2022 7:36:00 PM
Then you are rich beyond all measure!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/28/2022 7:22:00 PM
You mean I'm not rich?! But I have a lovely wife nd four fabulous kids! ~ Wealth Magnate
Date: 4/28/2022 10:01:00 AM
Much enjoyed Mr. Gershon.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/28/2022 7:35:00 PM
Thank you for visiting my site, Vickey. Joy and Light, Gershon
Date: 4/28/2022 2:27:00 AM
So much fun "But then came New Year’s Day when this runt became a king He’d toast the Strumpet, Fortune removing her g-string… " Hilarious!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/28/2022 7:34:00 PM
When he removed her g-string, out popped 'Little H,' Little I and Little J strings. ~ The Kat in the Fat

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