What I Didn'T Say

A thousand chirping birds
have landed in the grass
Some are showing their beaks
Some are showing their sass

My neighbor needs a ride
He is down on his luck
He don't give to the poor
So I don't give a truck

My ex stands at four foot four
With no effort to be blunt
She says I'm kind of dumb 
I say she's kind of a runt

I ate up all our pickles  
My wife sure had a big fit
I said I'm full of pickles
But she says I'm full of spit
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Bauer Avatar
October 14, 2017 at 7:10 PM
hilarious!
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October 15, 2017 at 3:12 AM
Thank you so much Ilene.......80)....pat
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