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No Prince

There once was a prig in the mud. His mouth full of dirt and no suds. His serpentine tongue, The poop that it flung - No prince of the charm and no stud. Fine dame was his choice for the hunt. She rolled both her eyes - he’s too blunt. The cock of his walk and eyes that did gawk - This ding-a-ling’s only a runt. 5/27/2019 Syllables 8/8/5/5/8

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Date: 6/13/2019 2:25:00 AM
Haha nice one Kim, now im humming Chuck Berry . Congrats Tom
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/13/2019 7:02:00 AM
LOL...thanks, Tom!
Date: 6/12/2019 11:40:00 PM
Great two stanzas, Kim, congratulations on your win!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/13/2019 7:01:00 AM
Thank you, Michelle!
Date: 6/12/2019 3:54:00 PM
Very witty indeed Kim, congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/12/2019 4:03:00 PM
Thank you, Jan!
Date: 6/12/2019 12:02:00 PM
This made me laugh Kim. Great to see it a top winner! Congratulations! : ) xxoo
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/12/2019 12:10:00 PM
Thank you, Connie!
Date: 6/12/2019 8:51:00 AM
Nice one Kim.. :-) Congrats on your win
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/12/2019 12:10:00 PM
Thank you, Joseph!
Date: 6/12/2019 7:38:00 AM
Congratulations, Kim! This poem was hilarious!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/12/2019 8:20:00 AM
Thank you so much, Ralph!
Date: 6/11/2019 7:02:00 PM
Kim, congratulations on your first place win with this hilarious gem of a limerick, gave me a chuckle!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/11/2019 9:15:00 PM
Thank you, Tania! :)
Date: 5/28/2019 8:43:00 AM
A very funny limerick, Kim! I can picture you with your tongue and cheek as you wrote it!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 5/28/2019 10:49:00 AM
LOL...thanks, Ralph!
Date: 5/27/2019 9:41:00 PM
Kim, your limericks are hilarious. This one is no exception!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 5/28/2019 7:55:00 AM
Thank you, Caren! They are not easy to write!
Date: 5/27/2019 8:50:00 PM
Hi Kim! I like this because I know a guy like that! Good one!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 5/27/2019 9:00:00 PM
LOL! Thanks, Byron!

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